sayings that are retarded

[Kev]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

[Gandalf]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.

[Kev]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.

I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.

'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.


Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.

[Gandalf]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.

I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.

'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.


Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.

True, you can look at the fighter and be 90% correct in predicting what they will say. It's all very cut and paste. Maybe a new fighter will take a couple of fights to work out, but once it's done you have a career mapped out. You just need to make exceptions between the wins and the losses.

[Memphis]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.

I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.

'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.


Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.

You forgot to go away and speak to your team and family.

[Kev]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.

I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.

'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.


Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.

You forgot to go away and speak to your team and family.

To be fair only the most articulate and erudite of boxers use all five points. Most just use 3 and repeat them.

[Spicoli]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

[Kev]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

haha I am guilty of the apologising sometimes myself!

The other day I was walking to my car and this lad was walking down the road with this huge camping rucksack, like he had the whole 02 arena folded up in there or something.

As he walked past it predictably smacked me in the face and I instinctively said 'Oh sorry mate'. The cunt just ignored me and walked on. Part of me wanted to get in my car and mow him down but instead I just quietly seethed at my own reactive pathetic behaviour.

[katfight]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

[katfight]

I swear a lot that could be annoying :/

[katfight]

Punching my daughter in the face may get me arrested :/

[erics44]

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[boozeboxer]

I think most of these are brain tics and habits formed by a lack of short term memory to buy them time to say something else. Like people that say "ummm" alot.

[AdamGB]

"same difference"

what the fuck?

and these two... it's not so much the sayings... as how they have been bastardized by people who just say/type them without thinking about what they are actually saying...

"I could care less"
so you must care to some unspecified degree? possibly lots?
(see also "I could give a fuck" etc)

"your stupid"
if you're going to insult somebody's intelligence then you should try to avoid looking like a fool whilst doing it!

you're stupid (as in 'you are'). 'Your' preceeds an object belonging to the person you are speaking to... you can be a 'stupid fucking dick head' but you can't own one... not unless you keep slaves!

Look around Facebook and these very boards and see how many people don't know what 'you're' means... it's getting ridiculous... I have teachers on facebook and even they struggle.

'Your' ladies and gentleman - the one word in the English language that gets abused more than an unwanted Ginger step child.

[No Contest]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.

A funny bit by George Carlin,RIP, he says"you never see them blaming god when they mess up though." Oh, well I was going to score that touchdown, if God hadn't tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage." Another one, this worlds going down the tubes.......What tubes? I am guilty of saying IMO because nobody else usually has that opinion. As far as lol, even worse I've heard rofl, pronounced roffle. Nobody ever fucking rolls on the floor laughing.