sayings that are retarded

[Memphis]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.

I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.

'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.


Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.

You forgot to go away and speak to your team and family.

[Kev]

haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.

'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.

Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.

Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.

I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.

'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.


Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.

You forgot to go away and speak to your team and family.

To be fair only the most articulate and erudite of boxers use all five points. Most just use 3 and repeat them.

[Spicoli]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

[Kev]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

haha I am guilty of the apologising sometimes myself!

The other day I was walking to my car and this lad was walking down the road with this huge camping rucksack, like he had the whole 02 arena folded up in there or something.

As he walked past it predictably smacked me in the face and I instinctively said 'Oh sorry mate'. The cunt just ignored me and walked on. Part of me wanted to get in my car and mow him down but instead I just quietly seethed at my own reactive pathetic behaviour.

[Gandalf]

Have many and no doubt have some that drive nerves of others..

'No doubt' could be one. Not sure where came from but say it all the time! One that gets me is when you have those people who constantly say 'thank you'. Not just for pleasantry and respect but numerous times during a conversation. Its just feeble. I had a client yesterday and during a simple transaction and small talk about heart medication for pet she said thank you at the end of EVERY sentence It drove me fooking nuts....eventually I just stopped talking and went with 'mmm hmm' and nodding the head. Sure as shit at the end she started apologizing for taking up so much of our time...as she's walking out the door. Not in a smart ass way but again is some over compensation or self doubting (?) way. At least 11 Thank yous and 4 I'm sorrys within 7,8 minutes. What is that ?

haha I am guilty of the apologising sometimes myself!

The other day I was walking to my car and this lad was walking down the road with this huge camping rucksack, like he had the whole 02 arena folded up in there or something.

As he walked past it predictably smacked me in the face and I instinctively said 'Oh sorry mate'. The cunt just ignored me and walked on. Part of me wanted to get in my car and mow him down but instead I just quietly seethed at my own reactive pathetic behaviour.

Haha, you are so the opposite of me!

[katfight]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

[Memphis]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

Im think we had a thread about this very subject a while back and the upshot is you are perfectly entitled to punch anyone who says the 'word' lol in the face.

Hope this helps.

[Kev]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

A night with the hobbit is yours

[katfight]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

A night with the hobbit is yours

[Spicoli]

Wanna piece of candy lil girl
I have one on here, always gets me. "IMO" aka In my opinion. Is it similiar to 'Just saying' ? Almost seems a fail safe device set up in the case another asks "What are you nuts" for stating a maybe unpopular (?) opinion. Then again I've used "I believe" in some cases Has always struck me odd.

Also "Take care". George carlin had a great bit on this one.

[Cressa121]

People that actually say lol !!!!!! Fuck off!!!
And people that say right before a sentence arrrrrggghhh
This is just something that annoys me because I live in yorkshire but come from the midlands.........
"your not from round here are ya ?? Your a cockney "
No I'm not
Yes you are

I think I no where I'm from u fucking retard !!!
Btw I'm close 2 2000 post I hope there is a reward !!!

That annoys me too. I thought the whole point of saying "lol" was because you were texting someone/in a situation where they can't see or hear you're reaction to whatever they've said. So the "lol" lets them know it made you laugh. But if you say lol when someone is there talking to you, it clearly hasn't made you laugh out loud, and even if it did there's no need to say it because they can see you if it did.

[Memphis]

This loling in audio appears to be more widespread than I first though. There needs to be more punching in the face going on.

[Kev]

This loling in audio appears to be more widespread than I first though. There needs to be more punching in the face going on.

I've not heard it yet myself.

Do they say it as an acroynm i.e L.O.L or do they just say it as a word 'loll'?

[katfight]

I swear a lot that could be annoying :/

[katfight]

Punching my daughter in the face may get me arrested :/