The pacquiao would be full of illeagle narcotics.

It would be drunk by people in complete denile of their addiction claiming that everything in the drink is perfectly legal.

It would be named the greatest cocktail on the planet even though there would be far better legal cocktails out there

To make it the barman would have to where glasses and a fake beard that shakes alot. This is very important.

All the legal ingredients get put in first. Unfortunately at this stage the drink looks and taste likes shit. In fact it stinks out the place.

Heres where the magic happens though. The shakey, beared, specticled bar man then loads the under the counter stuff into the drink and then shakes it violently (not stirred) and then miraculously a wonder drink is born.