Help me get the bum girl....

[HattonTheHammer]

whatever happened to good old fashioned approaches down a dark alleyway

[Kev]

whatever happened to good old fashioned approaches down a dark alleyway

haha Nightstalker style

[TheMacMagician]

Haha, Diz, it was my idea to take a photograph of her ass. That was in no way a game plan for you to get a piece of the action. Simply a way for us to see a great ass. Greatness and beauty are always to be admired. Now don't be greedy and get the camera out..... Ha....

On a serious note, before I met my wife, I had fallen totally in love with a girl who used to get my train to work. Shit, i'm sure everybody who rides a train to work has a girl he loves you know. All trains have em. Anyway. I'm a pussy when it comes to women and it took me ages to even mention anythin. I used to dress pretty sharp for work and look fairly decent, so thought I had a chance. Thats the first thing you need to convince yourself of and be confident about, YOU HAVE A CHANCE. I can't actually imagine you looking like anything other than the guy in your avatar, whether thats true or not i don't know. beside the point. The ice needs to be broken for sure.

You could say to her that Mobile phones are bad for your brain, she should take up cigarette breaks instead, its healthier, as a joke and then offer her a cig. Then say its just a joke. I always seemed to find that girls love a guy that can make them laugh, as laughing is one of the greatest things in the world, everyone loves it when it happens, it makes em feel good for sure. DO YOU WANT TO MAKE HER FEEL GOOD Diz...... Get in there... Think of something funny but don't practice it too much. We've all seen Dumb and Dumber where Jim Carey practices his approach line too much and it comes out all wrong. You don't wanna be tellin her you'd like to fuck a school boy now... haha....

Shit that was long... Sorry

[BIG H]

whatever happened to good old fashioned approaches down a dark alleyway

Exactly! Just go up and say " excuse me sweetheart, can you tell me if my handkercheif smells like chloroform

[Preme]

whatever happened to good old fashioned approaches down a dark alleyway

Exactly! Just go up and say " excuse me sweetheart, can you tell me if my handkercheif smells like chloroform

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - I love that

I bird went up to my mate when he was in Benidorm and asked him if he wanted to go halfers on a bastard lol; Thought that was a good line.