Who has a George Foreman grill?

[Gandalf]

Whats the next thread gonna be Miles? What kind of cooking oil do you use? How do you like your eggs cooked? Cant wait.

I am seemingly a creature of extremes. Either it is serene gay threads like this or more provocative ones that upset people. I struggle to find the happy medium. My electric toothbrush thread was a bone fide classic.

It has to be said Miles. When you are not slating the Jews or telling us how much you loath your adopted homeland, you are one tediously dull man.

I must confess that there is part of me that loves to do nothing more than cook sausages on a grill. I did it today and made a sausage sandwich with a dash of ketchup. It isn't awe inspiring, but it sure satisfies that empty belly and all prepared in about 7 minutes thanks to the mighty George Foreman. 7 minutes for a lunch, just brilliant really.