Help me get the bum girl....

[ono]

Here's what you say....


"Look, i know you probably hear chat up lines all of the time....but, there really is a party in my pants and you are actually invited"

I don't even need to tell you what to do if that doesn't work, because it fucking will.

[boozeboxer]

I would say if she is on the phone all the time, unless she is a day trader, she is probably annoying as hell.

Secondly, some wild desperate attempt is not a bad idea. As a regular poster on here, you probably don't have much of a chance so if she even talks to you.......well shit you are already playing with house money! As long as she can't get you fired I think anything is fair game.

My new fall back is to facebook her telling her that you knew her dad died a few weeks back. That one has only failed once!

[Kev]

I would say if she is on the phone all the time, unless she is a day trader, she is probably annoying as hell.
Secondly, some wild desperate attempt is not a bad idea. As a regular poster on here, you probably don't have much of a chance so if she even talks to you.......well shit you are already playing with house money! As long as she can't get you fired I think anything is fair game.

My new fall back is to facebook her telling her that you knew her dad died a few weeks back. That one has only failed once!

hahaha some great truth's there