I would say if she is on the phone all the time, unless she is a day trader, she is probably annoying as hell.

Secondly, some wild desperate attempt is not a bad idea. As a regular poster on here, you probably don't have much of a chance so if she even talks to you.......well shit you are already playing with house money! As long as she can't get you fired I think anything is fair game.

My new fall back is to facebook her telling her that you knew her dad died a few weeks back. That one has only failed once!