How do you know when meat has gone bad?

**BIG H** · 04-12-2011 06:48 PM

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out'

That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

**ryanman** · 04-12-2011 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by BIG H

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out'

That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

The thing is, you don't know until your head is down there. Then once it is, its pretty difficult to get out of it without causing offence. Hence the occasional horrors. Only once have I retreated. I had to. I made out I was suddenly really hungry though. So no feelings hurt.

**0james0** · 04-12-2011 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by ryanman

Originally Posted by BIG H

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out'

That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

The thing is, you don't know until
your head is down there. Then once
it is, its pretty difficult to get out of it
without causing offence. Hence the
occasional horrors. Only once have I
retreated. I had to. I made out I was
suddenly really hungry though. So no feelings hurt.

Much like my meat, that is why you must always perform a quick sniff test with your finger first!

**Howlin Mad Missy** · 04-12-2011 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by 0james0

Originally Posted by ryanman

Originally Posted by BIG H

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out'

That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

The thing is, you don't know until
your head is down there. Then once
it is, its pretty difficult to get out of it
without causing offence. Hence the
occasional horrors. Only once have I
retreated. I had to. I made out I was
suddenly really hungry though. So no feelings hurt.

Much like my meat, that is why you must always perform a quick sniff test with your finger first!

you want that to appear hotter? avoid the sniff test, by seeing if she'll accept said finger(s) in her mouth. If she daren't go there maybe you shouldn't either.

**ryanman** · 04-12-2011 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by ryanman

Originally Posted by BIG H

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out'

That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

The thing is, you don't know until your head is down there. Then once it is, its pretty difficult to get out of it without causing offence. Hence the occasional horrors. Only once have I retreated. I had to. I made out I was suddenly really hungry though. So no feelings hurt.

Please don't read this Missy.

**Howlin Mad Missy** · 04-12-2011 08:07 PM

too late! lol

I was going to offer some helpful advice to poor old james - who well may die -but it seems you've all taken this down the route of skip flavoured fingers.