How do you know when meat has gone bad?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

With meat, if it's off you can usually tell it's off. If it smells like meat, it's o.k, if it smells unpleasant I'd leave it alone. I apply the same rule to 'muffing a girl out' That's not actually true coz I've muffed out some absolute horrors

The thing is, you don't know until
your head is down there. Then once
it is, its pretty difficult to get out of it
without causing offence. Hence the
occasional horrors. Only once have I
retreated. I had to. I made out I was
suddenly really hungry though. So no feelings hurt.

Much like my meat, that is why you must always perform a quick sniff test with your finger first!

you want that to appear hotter? avoid the sniff test, by seeing if she'll accept said finger(s) in her mouth. If she daren't go there maybe you shouldn't either.