Help me get the bum girl....

[Dizaster]

I'm sure creating this thread has cursed me... Two days of the week has passed and she hasn't been outside at all....
It would be extremely odd for me to have any reason what so ever to go down to her customer service area (have been in there once in 2 years), so I can't make a pass by her desk... Plus how do I get to see her ass when she is sitting, so it's a double fail if the hello doesn't work...
She can slap me when I see her outside, I still get to see her ass...

I suppose the good thing is i'm still just a psyched up to talk to her, but having to wait a few days, the expectation has gone down, so hopefully she just pops up when I don't expect it and the smooth serenade of a hello just sings from my voice box into her welcoming ears..... haha


Until there is an update this thread will be going on the backburner...

Thanks for the advice guys.. Page 2 has been a lot more supportive and informative than page 1...

Side note, there is a few girls who are ALWAYS on there phone like 24/7 and I wouldn't even bother being friends with those ego maniacs.... By the fact this girl has been absent from her morning phone calls makes me assume she's not totally obsessed with being on the phone....

[ross]

A) I walk past and give her a high five... Either like Mr Cool. Mr Distracted but give her a little pep up in the middle of being distracted, or Mr Smily Happy, and try to bring energy and happiness to the high five..
Pro's -None
Con's - Its not the eighties. Your not Pat Sharp in the fun house with the twins and your not an American in a film having just shot something.

Do not do that! She will turn and walk inside and think "who was that cheesy twat!"

[Hornfinger]

I'm sure creating this thread has cursed me... Two days of the week has passed and she hasn't been outside at all....
It would be extremely odd for me to have any reason what so ever to go down to her customer service area (have been in there once in 2 years), so I can't make a pass by her desk... Plus how do I get to see her ass when she is sitting, so it's a double fail if the hello doesn't work...
She can slap me when I see her outside, I still get to see her ass...

I suppose the good thing is i'm still just a psyched up to talk to her, but having to wait a few days, the expectation has gone down, so hopefully she just pops up when I don't expect it and the smooth serenade of a hello just sings from my voice box into her welcoming ears..... haha


Until there is an update this thread will be going on the backburner...

Thanks for the advice guys.. Page 2 has been a lot more supportive and informative than page 1...

Side note, there is a few girls who are ALWAYS on there phone like 24/7 and I wouldn't even bother being friends with those ego maniacs.... By the fact this girl has been absent from her morning phone calls makes me assume she's not totally obsessed with being on the phone....

Right, easy. If you want it you gotta go and get it. Like I said in an earlier post, be THE MAN. Walk over there james bond style and just tell her you been down there once in two years but you decided to treck all the way down there just to say hi to her and blah blah blah ask her where/when she's having lunch that day and take the bitch out.

And if she says no etc, well who cares. You ain't got her now anyway, you're never gonna bump into her and have an awkward moment in the work place and you can stop all this will she/won't she go out with me cuz it'll be done.

Just do it. Every girl wants to be swept off her feet by some suarve prince charming. Infact tarts fantasize about it. GET IN THERE AND DO IT!

[mattboxingfan]

Ask her if she wants to puff on your end when she says yes it a queue to whip out your

[boozeboxer]

Updates?

[CFH]

Updates?

I'm guessing Diz is probably sitting in a cell awaiting a hearing on his sexual assault charge.

He could probably use a good lawyer...

[Saddo]

why not just talk to her and then ask her out do this normally... no chat up line, no inuendo nothing just do it with total confidence.

if she fancies you she will be happy to talk to you and like your confidence without the usual man inuendos or other crap.

if she does not fancy you and is not interested then fuck her she is prob a slag or a dyke anyways

Hope this helps

[Dizaster]

She has gone totally MIA....

Ever since I started this thread, I have not seen her even a single time... I have the epiphany that I have seen the greatest ass in the universe, and then it never appears again..

I think most likely she was on the phone to a job agency or something talking about getting her a new job, and now she's moved on... She worked in Customer Service where they have about 40 people,,, maybe 5 of which have been there more than 6 months.. MASSSSIVVEE staff turnover, and the ones who have been there the longest, have been promoted to "team leaders", and they are the bitchiest whores I have seen....
The fact this bum girl smiled at me a lot shows she is of a good kind... The kind that doesn't last in our customer service area...

But some day i'll go for a walk through there just to see if she still works there..



Dead thread otherwise...

[0james0]

Bummer!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Bummer!

I think that was the idea.

Lesson learnt Diz. You see a woman you are interested in and make a move. Hesitate and someone else steals her away or she gets fired.

[Master]

Help you bum a girl?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Help you bum a girl?

well, I'm a girl and have it up the bum

[Memphis]

Every girl wants to be swept off her feet by some suarve prince charming. Infact tarts fantasize about it. GET IN THERE AND DO IT!

Made me laugh

[Memphis]

Help you bum a girl?

well, I'm a girl and have it up the bum

Havent played the tamper with someones posts game for a while, couldnt pass that up

[Howlin Mad Missy]

lol