Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
Nobody can be a true hero who originated in a children's comic.

My hero would be Gannicus, the supreme Gladiator extraordinaire from Spartacus Blood and Sands.

He's more handsome than Superman, way buffer. He would fucking destroy Lois Lane and all of her friends to boot. He isn't rendered helpless when someone exposes him to some green rocks and he's mortal, without ridiculous superhuman powers that make easy anything he chooses to do.

He can't fly, but then he wouldn't want to. He's a gladiator, flesh, bone and bravery. He takes his challenges head on, to the death, with just his sword. No unfair advantages, no silly hair curl or ridiculous fancy dress costume. He might wear a cape, but only on certain occasions, and it never looks silly.
Stop licking your lips Bilbo...little man crush there?