Apparently cocaine and roids do damage...who knew?

All day I've been thinking what Randy would say as his "Promo" for going to Heaven. So far I've come up with this:

"Let me tell you MEAN Gene...the Macho Man is done with this earthly world, he's ascending farther and farther up those GOLDEN stairs...yeah...he's climbing higher and higher oh yeah. Macho is going to reach those pearly gates, yeah, and he's gonna climb up to the very tippy top, and THEN......the elbow is coming flying down OOOOH YEAH!!!! DIG IT?!?"

Total legend, R.I.P