Haikus for Roy Jones, BHOP and Adamek

[Memphis]

Audrey


In Sydney it was gold
As a pro he was told
His rise to the top was assured
But he didn’t like the fight
It just never was his night
As his ticker was irreversibly flawed

[marbleheadmaui]

Audrey


In Sydney it was gold
As a pro he was told
His rise to the top was assured
But he didn’t like the fight
It just never was his night
As his ticker was irreversibly flawed

Niiiiiiice!

[mattboxingfan]

Shiny and bold
His left right was cold
His first big win was over Jermain something?
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Victory came when his key penetrated Lockett
No money in his pockets due to drink and tatt's
His last option was to fight that old twat
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The toothless git made him look like a tit
Hit with a head then with a right every shot was thrown with spite
He lost the fight and the lime light
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Time has past but his drunken looks still lasts

Who is it?

[marbleheadmaui]

Shiny and bold
His left right was cold
His first big win was over Jermain something?
------------------------------------------------------------
Victory came when his key penetrated Lockett
No money in his pockets due to drink and tatt's
His last option was to fight that old twat
------------------------------------------------------------
The toothless git made him look like a tit
Hit with a head then with a right every shot was thrown with spite
He lost the fight and the lime light
------------------------------------------------------------
Time has past but his drunken looks still lasts

Who is it?

From the Monongahela valley
To the Mesabi iron range
To the coal mines of Appalachia
The story's always the same
Seven hundred tons of metal a day
Now sir you tell me the world's changed
Once I made you rich enough
Rich enough to forget my name

In Youngstown
In Youngstown

[mattboxingfan]

Shiny and bold
His left right was cold
His first big win was over Jermain something?
------------------------------------------------------------
Victory came when his key penetrated Lockett
No money in his pockets due to drink and tatt's
His last option was to fight that old twat
------------------------------------------------------------
The toothless git made him look like a tit
Hit with a head then with a right every shot was thrown with spite
He lost the fight and the lime light
------------------------------------------------------------
Time has past but his drunken looks still lasts

Who is it?

From the Monongahela valley
To the Mesabi iron range
To the coal mines of Appalachia
The story's always the same
Seven hundred tons of metal a day
Now sir you tell me the world's changed
Once I made you rich enough
Rich enough to forget my name

In Youngstown
In Youngstown

Alright don't rub it in!

[marbleheadmaui]

Shiny and bold
His left right was cold
His first big win was over Jermain something?
------------------------------------------------------------
Victory came when his key penetrated Lockett
No money in his pockets due to drink and tatt's
His last option was to fight that old twat
------------------------------------------------------------
The toothless git made him look like a tit
Hit with a head then with a right every shot was thrown with spite
He lost the fight and the lime light
------------------------------------------------------------
Time has past but his drunken looks still lasts

Who is it?

From the Monongahela valley
To the Mesabi iron range
To the coal mines of Appalachia
The story's always the same
Seven hundred tons of metal a day
Now sir you tell me the world's changed
Once I made you rich enough
Rich enough to forget my name

In Youngstown
In Youngstown

Alright don't rub it in!

Any chance I get to quote Springstgeen I'm gonna take. Those were excellent by the way!

[Master]

Duran why did you quit?
Tyson why did you bit?
Holyfield why don’t you quit?
Floyd why do you talk so much S**t?

Shane who is that chick?
Tarver where is the trick?
Audley who could you lick?
Floyd why are you such a D**K?