Happy Birthday Amat

[OumaFan]

Happy birthday. No one wishes me happy birthday around here. One could speculate that its because I didn't put down my actual birthday in the profile and haven't started a "Happy Birthday OumaFan" thread but I'm still bitter.

Jaz, what are you thinking? Speak up man.

[CutMeMick]

Happy Belated B'Day Amat.

You might wanna put on your reading glasses next time...
His b-days today.

Thanks fellas it's kind of crazy to think in July I will have been on this site for 6 years kinda shocking. 21 is the legal drinking age in the states but I'm gonna take it easy tonight and party tomorrow. How many people have made their own birthday threads ? I noticed below that previously they have been authored by icb and el gamo. I couldn't let that happen again

fucken amat...
Seriously man, where the fuck you been?
Happy b-day hope you have a good time.
Do me a favor and try to eat out a girls ass as a form of paying tribute to this wonderful site and your friends here. Or at the very least get laid.

[Ghost]

Happy Belated B'Day Amat.

You might wanna put on your reading glasses next time...
His b-days today.

According to the time stamp on the first post,

Yesterday 07:17 PM

my response was correct at the time

Today 05:15 AM

[CutMeMick]

Happy Belated B'Day Amat.

You might wanna put on your reading glasses next time...
His b-days today.

According to the time stamp on the first post,

Yesterday 07:17 PM

my response was correct at the time

Today 05:15 AM

Well then it has to do with our time setting...
All the posts said "Today" now (past midnight here) they all say yesterday...

[amat]

So I just had 10 drinks, well like 20 drinks it seems like. I went to Applebees where I worked and motherfuck I got I got hooked up. 1 long island was like 2, and a washington happle was like 2, or 3, and fuuuuuuuck I got kinda wasted. 10 drinks is kinda legit especially when the big boss man pays for it, esocually because my girlfriend points out that im typing with 1 eye. And I yacke dfor like an hour while she was in the shour. And that toally rhymes. Hour, shower. Just so you know, no pun intended. But fuck yeah it was legit, legit ass birthday vcelbration. annnnd my man jose turned 21 on frida so it was like a perfect comibination. Now what do I get to do, eat crackeds while my girlfriend laughs at me for typing with one eye. And I will KTFO any bug, spider, ant, anything I will niot be defeated by an insectr even a birrd eating spider can not phase me. Don't fuck with me insects.

[CutMeMick]

So I just had 10 drinks, well like 20 drinks it seems like. I went to Applebees where I worked and motherfuck I got I got hooked up. 1 long island was like 2, and a washington happle was like 2, or 3, and fuuuuuuuck I got kinda wasted. 10 drinks is kinda legit especially when the big boss man pays for it, esocually because my girlfriend points out that im typing with 1 eye. And I yacke dfor like an hour while she was in the shour. And that toally rhymes. Hour, shower. Just so you know, no pun intended. But fuck yeah it was legit, legit ass birthday vcelbration. annnnd my man jose turned 21 on frida so it was like a perfect comibination. Now what do I get to do, eat crackeds while my girlfriend laughs at me for typing with one eye. And I will KTFO any bug, spider, ant, anything I will niot be defeated by an insectr even a birrd eating spider can not phase me. Don't fuck with me insects.

Wait... 1 eye I didn't know you had turned into a pirate.
And what the fuck are you doing coming home and getting on saddos when you could be fucking with your girl. Have you not a learned anything I've taught you over the years?
On a side note you are pretty twisted...

[boozeboxer]

Yes, insects: do not mess with amat.