Happy Birthday Amat

**amat** · 06-15-2011 11:22 AM

So I just had 10 drinks, well like 20 drinks it seems like. I went to Applebees where I worked and motherfuck I got I got hooked up. 1 long island was like 2, and a washington happle was like 2, or 3, and fuuuuuuuck I got kinda wasted. 10 drinks is kinda legit especially when the big boss man pays for it, esocually because my girlfriend points out that im typing with 1 eye. And I yacke dfor like an hour while she was in the shour. And that toally rhymes. Hour, shower. Just so you know, no pun intended. But fuck yeah it was legit, legit ass birthday vcelbration. annnnd my man jose turned 21 on frida so it was like a perfect comibination. Now what do I get to do, eat crackeds while my girlfriend laughs at me for typing with one eye. And I will KTFO any bug, spider, ant, anything I will niot be defeated by an insectr even a birrd eating spider can not phase me. Don't fuck with me insects.

**CutMeMick** · 06-15-2011 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by amat

So I just had 10 drinks, well like 20 drinks it seems like. I went to Applebees where I worked and motherfuck I got I got hooked up. 1 long island was like 2, and a washington happle was like 2, or 3, and fuuuuuuuck I got kinda wasted. 10 drinks is kinda legit especially when the big boss man pays for it, esocually because my girlfriend points out that im typing with 1 eye. And I yacke dfor like an hour while she was in the shour. And that toally rhymes. Hour, shower. Just so you know, no pun intended. But fuck yeah it was legit, legit ass birthday vcelbration. annnnd my man jose turned 21 on frida so it was like a perfect comibination. Now what do I get to do, eat crackeds while my girlfriend laughs at me for typing with one eye. And I will KTFO any bug, spider, ant, anything I will niot be defeated by an insectr even a birrd eating spider can not phase me. Don't fuck with me insects.

Wait... 1 eye I didn't know you had turned into a pirate.
And what the fuck are you doing coming home and getting on saddos when you could be fucking with your girl. Have you not a learned anything I've taught you over the years?
On a side note you are pretty twisted...