Haye-Wlad - HBO Face Off Video

[erics44]

im brainier than the lot of yoos

[brocktonblockbust]

The rot stops right here. Me and BBB are custodians of this language and we are not going to stand for it any longer.

Smack on the dot, Miles dropped a dime on their asses. I must say, the sheer putrefaction and intolerable rottenness of hip-hop/David Haye/Ebonics-style English is a despicable and beyond-embarrassing disgrace. Have none of you, not a single boor among you, read with joyful exuberance and glee just a FEW of Miles' rhymed heroic couplets? Among them is:

"True wit is nature to advantage dress'd;
What oft was thought, but ne'er so well express'd."

or even,

"This Haye was like a lighted Lava Lamp,
that when he spoke he sounded like a tramp."


If not, GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

[Gandalf]

Haye spoke some English poorly, but it seems that because a vocal minority of posters on here do the same, they want to turn it into a big deal. Haye made a mistake, I forgive him. But I don't forgive language skanks like Piye for calling me names. If I can be called names then quite clearly Haye can be called inbred or a jumped up chav.

I was born somewhat poor too, but if I managed to differentiate the usages of different grammatical functions then other poor people people should too. It is almost like language inefficiency is worn like a badge of honour. No, we shouldn't aspire to talk like Jordan, we should indeed aspire to talk like Steven Fry etc. People who use language in creative and beautiful ways. They don't try to sodomise the language, only other people.

[JazMerkin]

Haye spoke some English poorly, but it seems that because a vocal minority of posters on here do the same, they want to turn it into a big deal. Haye made a mistake, I forgive him. But I don't forgive language skanks like Piye for calling me names. If I can be called names then quite clearly Haye can be called inbred or a jumped up chav.

I was born somewhat poor too, but if I managed to differentiate the usages of different grammatical functions then other poor people people should too. It is almost like language inefficiency is worn like a badge of honour. No, we shouldn't aspire to talk like Jordan, we should indeed aspire to talk like Steven Fry etc. People who use language in creative and beautiful ways. They don't try to sodomise the language, only other people.

Once again Miles you repeat this bizarre argument that Haye is inbred. He is not. You are inbred. Fact.

Also in what way is he a chav? Does he take advantage of government subsidies? Is he drinking cans of tennents, abusing people in the streets or stealing trolleys from Asda?

The bourgeois, elitist attitude you've displayed on this thread reminds me of a Tory who I met at University.

[Gandalf]

Haye spoke some English poorly, but it seems that because a vocal minority of posters on here do the same, they want to turn it into a big deal. Haye made a mistake, I forgive him. But I don't forgive language skanks like Piye for calling me names. If I can be called names then quite clearly Haye can be called inbred or a jumped up chav.

I was born somewhat poor too, but if I managed to differentiate the usages of different grammatical functions then other poor people people should too. It is almost like language inefficiency is worn like a badge of honour. No, we shouldn't aspire to talk like Jordan, we should indeed aspire to talk like Steven Fry etc. People who use language in creative and beautiful ways. They don't try to sodomise the language, only other people.

Once again Miles you repeat this bizarre argument that Haye is inbred. He is not. You are inbred. Fact.

Also in what way is he a chav? Does he take advantage of government subsidies? Is he drinking cans of tennents, abusing people in the streets or stealing trolleys from Asda?

The bourgeois, elitist attitude you've displayed on this thread reminds me of a Tory who I met at University.

I am not inbred.In fact I have traced my lineage all the way back to Arthur Scargill which shows that at heart I am for the coal miners who were noble labourers.

The man looks like a hyena, you can't be telling me something isn't quite wrong with Haye's genetic setup. Plus he doesn't know the rudiments of basic English grammar, which in turn suggests to me that the animal gene within him is winning out. He has more in common with Mowgli than the average man.

Did you not see Haye abusing Wlad on the escalator or wearing tshirts showing decapitated people. The man clearly has the character traits of the typical chav. It's just that he makes his money by boxing instead of selling drugs.

And I am not a Tory. Those people are the kings of inbreeding. They only breed amongst each other from a very limited range of the super elite. Many of them have 11 fingers and 2 heads.

[JazMerkin]

I am not inbred.In fact I have traced my lineage all the way back to Arthur Scargill which shows that at heart I am for the coal miners who were noble labourers.

The man looks like a hyena, you can't be telling me something isn't quite wrong with Haye's genetic setup. Plus he doesn't know the rudiments of basic English grammar, which in turn suggests to me that the animal gene within him is winning out. He has more in common with Mowgli than the average man.

Did you not see Haye abusing Wlad on the escalator or wearing tshirts showing decapitated people. The man clearly has the character traits of the typical chav. It's just that he makes his money by boxing instead of selling drugs.

And I am not a Tory. Those people are the kings of inbreeding. They only breed amongst each other from a very limited range of the super elite. Many of them have 11 fingers and 2 heads.

Miles, I know you're taking the piss, but seriously you might want to think about some of the stuff you're posting here. I know your inbred background lends itself to a lack of clear thinking, but bare in mind these are the public boards.

[generalbulldog]

Haye spoke some English poorly, but it seems that because a vocal minority of posters on here do the same, they want to turn it into a big deal. Haye made a mistake, I forgive him. But I don't forgive language skanks like Piye for calling me names. If I can be called names then quite clearly Haye can be called inbred or a jumped up chav.

I was born somewhat poor too, but if I managed to differentiate the usages of different grammatical functions then other poor people people should too. It is almost like language inefficiency is worn like a badge of honour. No, we shouldn't aspire to talk like Jordan, we should indeed aspire to talk like Steven Fry etc. People who use language in creative and beautiful ways. They don't try to sodomise the language, only other people.

Once again Miles you repeat this bizarre argument that Haye is inbred. He is not. You are inbred. Fact.

Also in what way is he a chav? Does he take advantage of government subsidies? Is he drinking cans of tennents, abusing people in the streets or stealing trolleys from Asda?

The bourgeois, elitist attitude you've displayed on this thread reminds me of a Tory who I met at University.

I have to say I've always found this to be quite bizarre behavior from a modern day Oliver Twist.


That is all, carry on.

[brocktonblockbust]

None of the replies to Miles have carried their weight in helium. Joyful glee and jocular exuberance in the use of wonderfully proper English cannot be undermined by obtuse and crass boors looking merely to unwarrantedly lambast Miles for his impeccable linguistics.

[CFH]

Somehow, this thread has gotten even worse from when I, quite rightly, said it was literally the worst thing I had ever read on here. Bravo gents, bravo.

[AdamGB]

Haye spoke some English poorly, but it seems that because a vocal minority of posters on here do the same, they want to turn it into a big deal. Haye made a mistake, I forgive him. But I don't forgive language skanks like Piye for calling me names. If I can be called names then quite clearly Haye can be called inbred or a jumped up chav.

I was born somewhat poor too, but if I managed to differentiate the usages of different grammatical functions then other poor people people should too. It is almost like language inefficiency is worn like a badge of honour. No, we shouldn't aspire to talk like Jordan, we should indeed aspire to talk like Steven Fry etc. People who use language in creative and beautiful ways. They don't try to sodomise the language, only other people.

Why are you of the assumption that the people who find your pseudo intellectual rantings entirely irrelevant must also speak with poor grammar?

Again, it's all down to whether or not you put much stock in text book Grammar.

I'd wager that Haye, putting his energy into athleticism and sporting pursuits has probably garnered greater success and notability than you have with your pursuit of a language.

Just a hunch.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Haye spoke some English poorly, but it seems that because a vocal minority of posters on here do the same, they want to turn it into a big deal. Haye made a mistake, I forgive him. But I don't forgive language skanks like Piye for calling me names. If I can be called names then quite clearly Haye can be called inbred or a jumped up chav.

I was born somewhat poor too, but if I managed to differentiate the usages of different grammatical functions then other poor people people should too. It is almost like language inefficiency is worn like a badge of honour. No, we shouldn't aspire to talk like Jordan, we should indeed aspire to talk like Steven Fry etc. People who use language in creative and beautiful ways. They don't try to sodomise the language, only other people.

Why are you of the assumption that the people who find your pseudo intellectual rantings entirely irrelevant must also speak with poor grammar?

Again, it's all down to whether or not you put much stock in text book Grammar.

I'd wager that Haye, putting his energy into athleticism and sporting pursuits has probably garnered greater success and notability than you have with your pursuit of a bastardised language.

Just a hunch.

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[Mars_ax]

I love the way the English speak their language, it must be a source of amusement across the pond, to hear how some of us 'mericans butcher it.

As for me, I believe I do a better job than most Americans of "articulating", and/or making myself understood, but let's just say I didn't pay close enough attention in English/Grammar classes when I was growing up. Plus, i've spent most of my adult life in the Southern U.S., primarily in Texas and the 'hick' lingo the locals use use tends to rub off on you.
Anyway, i'm fixin' to put my shotgun in mah pickup, get some mutha fukin' beer, and see if I can find some road kill for lunch.

P.S. Hang in there miles, educate us illiterates.

[AdamGB]

Apparently Stephen Fry thinks you're a bit of a cunt.