Long Distance Relationships

[Andre]

well theres probably some truth;
if you add up the cost of a wife, divided by the mean number of square roots per year times how many years I've been married, place that over the same amount of roots times the cost per root off the cheap sluts club I'd say
Arrrrh ? Ummm ..."Lurch my good man, whats that all come to?"

[Hornfinger]