What do you do for a living?

[CFH]

Financial adviser, currently sorting mortgages and insurances.

Boring, stressful, but pays really well. Self employed too and love the freedom and tax breaks that gives.

I'd assume you'd have some kind of finance/accounting degree?

I'd love to be self-employed... Maybe one day, but I kind of doubt it with the road I'm taking.

[0james0]

Financial adviser, currently sorting mortgages and insurances.

Boring, stressful, but pays really well. Self employed too and love the freedom and tax breaks that gives.

I'd assume you'd have some kind of finance/accounting degree?

I'd love to be self-employed... Maybe one day, but I kind of doubt it with the road I'm taking.

Nope.

Dropped out of college/ sixth form in the first year. Just couldn't take any more learning.

Landed on my feet a few times and had a firm offer to pay for my exams. Passed those and the rest is history.

Just Google "CeMAP" or go to the IFS learning website. Cost about £150 per exam. Get a placement in a bank or similar and then you are almost guaranteed to clear £30k a year even if you are shit.

[BIG H]

Unemployed UK Sales Manager/Director

[boozeboxer]

Unemployed UK Sales Manager/Director

Who are you?

[CutMeMick]

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

[CFH]

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

Chloroform is much more effective than methane. You're pretty, but you're not all that bright.

[CutMeMick]

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

Chloroform is much more effective than methane. You're pretty, but you're not all that bright.

I prefer the scent of Methane over Chloroform on a lifeless body...
It's just a matter of what turns me on.

[Kev]

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

I find this really quite offensive.

You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?

[boozeboxer]

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

I find this really quite offensive.

You know methane is the worst of all enviromental pollutants right?

I disagree. For one it isn't the worst of all environmental pollutants because it has an extremely short atmospheric life. Around 20 years whenever you consider some things like CFC's can last for hundreds of years.

[Andre]

Follow women at night, creep up behind them with a rag full of methane cover their face til they pass out, drag them to my car then bring them home, kill them then have sex with them, chop them up and store them in a freezer.

Cool as