Things you hate to admit you did

[Mars_ax]

Getting caught by my mum, when sticking a bottle of grolsh up a girl's snatch.

What did mum say? I remember back in my last year of High School in 1967 my mother found about 1/4 oz. of weed in my sport coat, she asked me what it was and I told her it was pipe tobacco, and fortunately she believed me!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

this could be a very interesting yet ugly thread.

[Gandalf]

Too much to ever consider declaring on an open board, but a lot of things I look back on and think "hmm".

[FTMatty]

A minor incident with a lumpy fart whilst on my stag do.

[Master]

I brought a Bros single as I thought they were cool.
Stole sweets from a shop.
Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

[CFH]

Nothing I would ever admit on this board.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

When I was a kid, I flicked a grain of salt in the air to catch in my mouth (just what some do to peanuts but I didn't have that at the time). It hit my eye. That really burns!

The others are not suitable in any board (whether it's open or hidden).

[Mattyhitman]

Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

When was that........ last week ?

[Memphis]

Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

When was that........ last week ?

I got caught spray painting my name on the back of my nans house but I'd been smart and spray painted my uncles names first, they did it why couldnt I?

My nan bought it.......she was stupid.........she's dead now.