Things you hate to admit you did

[Gandalf]

Too much to ever consider declaring on an open board, but a lot of things I look back on and think "hmm".

[FTMatty]

A minor incident with a lumpy fart whilst on my stag do.

[Master]

I brought a Bros single as I thought they were cool.
Stole sweets from a shop.
Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

[CFH]

Nothing I would ever admit on this board.

[InTheNeutralCorner]

When I was a kid, I flicked a grain of salt in the air to catch in my mouth (just what some do to peanuts but I didn't have that at the time). It hit my eye. That really burns!

The others are not suitable in any board (whether it's open or hidden).

[superheavyrhun]

Drunk a 4-pint funnel in 7 seconds.
Pinched a trolley with a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher from a 24 hour petrol station.
Similar to others with getting awkward substances in the eye, but with deep freeze solution I'd been using on a muscle. Looked a bit retarded as that eye wasn't doing the same as the other.
Jumping on the roof of a car and hanging on with one hand through each of the front windows and going for a ride. Only half a mile but scary as fuck, even though I was wasted.

That's enough to start with.

[Memphis]

Drunk a 4-pint funnel in 7 seconds.
Pinched a trolley with a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher from a 24 hour petrol station.
Similar to others with getting awkward substances in the eye, but with deep freeze solution I'd been using on a muscle. Looked a bit retarded as that eye wasn't doing the same as the other.
Jumping on the roof of a car and hanging on with one hand through each of the front windows and going for a ride. Only half a mile but scary as fuck, even though I was wasted.

That's enough to start with.

I tried a bit of car surfing once but didnt really hold on, just sat on the boot. Yeah I came off pretty badly in that one.

[Mattyhitman]

Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

When was that........ last week ?

[Memphis]

Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

When was that........ last week ?

I got caught spray painting my name on the back of my nans house but I'd been smart and spray painted my uncles names first, they did it why couldnt I?

My nan bought it.......she was stupid.........she's dead now.

[Mattyhitman]

Caught with porno mag but blamed my uncle.

When was that........ last week ?

I got caught spray painting my name on the back of my nans house but I'd been smart and spray painted my uncles names first, they did it why couldnt I?

My nan bought it.......she was stupid.........she's dead now.

Ha ha, quality trick..... bless ya Nan tho

[Master]

Anyway this same cousin also once brought some flowers for a girl thinking they were real but turned out to be plastic.