You could even talk like a Brit and say birds. Dames though huh? When you and your friends are at a bar do you spot a 'fit bird' and go "hey gents check out the dame with the large breasts partaking in those other gentleman's dart game?" I picture you all with suspenders,mustaches and those bikes where the wheel in the front is ten times bigger then the one in the back. There are alternatives to dames that aren't bitches and hos too. Like women.