Do You Pee Sitting Down or Standing Up?

[amat]

Here is Miles' answer.

Personally I always sit down when going to the toilet in the home as I find it more comfortable and because I am mildly homosexual. The seat always stays down in my home. I don't understand the standing up pissing into round seated bowl that is clearly quite far away and thus difficult to aim at with any consistency.

[generalbulldog]

For some reason before I clicked into this thread I knew it would have something to do with Miles.

[boozeboxer]

Bump for Miles.

[VictorCharlie]

Prior to reading this thread I felt there was no way any self respecting man sat to pee. I stand corrected.

[BIG H]

Miles likes to sit down on the toliet before the last guy has got up

[Andre]

We all do, when backing one out.

[Andre]

Here is Miles' answer.

Personally I always sit down when going to the toilet in the home as I find it more comfortable and because I am mildly homosexual. The seat always stays down in my home. I don't understand the standing up pissing into round seated bowl that is clearly quite far away and thus difficult to aim at with any consistency.

Can just see Miles sitting down between the stench lollies in a stainless steel trough in some Sth Korean public Lav.

[Gandalf]

The habit started when in public urinals I found Korean men staring at my junk. It made me paranoid and so I retreated to the cubicles. And in finding it quite comfortable, hygienic and chilled out, I introduced the practice into my home and all these years later my bathroom is clean and free from the stench of stale urine.

I full advocate sitting down to pee. Some of you on here are from the stone age. Any passing tree would clearly do.

[VictorCharlie]

Miles,

Other than after a long night of sex I mastered the art of not missing the toilet sometime around the age of 10. If you need some help with your aim come by the house, we are currently potty training my 2 yr old.

[Gandalf]

Miles,

Other than after a long night of sex I mastered the art of not missing the toilet sometime around the age of 10. If you need some help with your aim come by the house, we are currently potty training my 2 yr old.

Are you training him to pee standing up?

If every man did his business sitting down the world would be more cleanly and peaceful. Women don't like the seat being up and I happen to agree with them. I don't have any issues with aiming myself, but why take that risk? It's like unsafe sex with a random woman, very exciting, but too much danger. Likewise with peeing whilst standing.

If others want to stand then that it their call, but I shall do what I do. It isn't hurting anyone and has its merits. This thread has simply been made to call me out and try and make me look less than manly and maybe get mocked, but I don't care. I am quite happy to sit on a nice comfortable seat and think about Peter Cook monologues whilst I urinate.

[Kev]

I sit down to pee. My bone marrow transplant fucked up my uerthra and it contains scarring down the tube that means urine comes out at a weird angle. Sometimes it's almost straight, other times it will come out in two or even three streams, and in any direction.

I could stand up and pee and point at the toilet and literally fire simultaneously both to the left and right of it. It's quite a trick, and a sight to behold but to save making a mess I sit down.

I could have it corrected, but it would require an electric wire stuck down my japseye and the scarring burned away so I just sit down instead.

I've become totally used to it and consider it more civilised now. Also I have no armpit hair whatsover as a result of radiotherapy which probably sounds gay too, but I most definitely would never want it back.

I pee sitting down and my armpits are smooth and fresh. I represent a more evolved and less brutish male for the 21st century.

[Gandalf]

Well done Bilbo, you have proven yourself on a higher level than these other biblical period primates. What kind of man stands to pee in the 21st century? One that is gradually giving way to cuter, smarter, sophisticated men who know how to use a toilet properly.

[Mattyhitman]

Well done Bilbo, you have proven yourself on a higher level than these other biblical period primates. What kind of man stands to pee in the 21st century? One that is gradually giving way to cuter, smarter, sophisticated men who know how to use a toilet properly.

It seems Bilbo's reasons are purely medical, whereas yours are purely gay

[Ghost]

Well done Bilbo, you have proven yourself on a higher level than these other biblical period primates. What kind of man stands to pee in the 21st century? One that is gradually giving way to cuter, smarter, sophisticated men who know how to use a toilet properly.

It seems Bilbo's reasons are purely medical, whereas yours are purely gay

too much sugar in the tank.

[Gandalf]

Do you all stand up shitting? I mean, what is the big difference? You sit down for one and yet stand for the other. It reeks of double standards and faux masculinity. Surely a real man stands up whilst he takes a dump. You people are all hypocrites. You are like bi-sexuals, you just want a bit of everything. Either stand up and do all your business or sit down. I have chosen my option and I quite like sitting down.

There is nothing gay about it at all.