Do You Pee Sitting Down or Standing Up?

[Gandalf]

Miles, I have never taken you 100% seriously!
How could I take the rants of a man who brushes his teeth whilst sitting down and pissing seriously?!

No that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information.

[Mattyhitman]

Miles, I have never taken you 100% seriously!
How could I take the rants of a man who brushes his teeth whilst sitting down and pissing seriously?!

No that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information.

Next you'll be telling us you sometimes have your lunch while sitting on the john

[Gandalf]

Miles, I have never taken you 100% seriously!
How could I take the rants of a man who brushes his teeth whilst sitting down and pissing seriously?!

No that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information.

Next you'll be telling us you sometimes have your lunch while sitting on the john

Well, now you come to mention it I..............don't.

[Nameless]

Normally up at home and I tend to sit when in visit for obvious reasons.

[armin]

Standing up for reasons jazz mentioned, your wang touching the insides of the bowl isn't all that hygenic, plus it pisses of the ladies so got to keep that going.

[Andre]

i THINK ITS FUNNY HOW YOU HAVE TO LEAN ON THE WALL BEHIND THE TOILET WITH YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU HAVE A PISS FAT.

[Andre]

[Master]

This thread is mad, what next which hand do you wank with?

[Memphis]

This thread is mad, what next which hand do you wank with?

Im a bi-section, can use either.

[AdamGB]

I have to use both















...I need one to choke myself with

[JazMerkin]

Well I've pissed sitting down when I've had to do one when also having a shit & from that experience I must say I can't see the attraction, it's amazingly uncomfortable. Not only have you got to somehow squeeze your dick down in between your legs so you actually piss into the bowl rather than all over your legs & the rest of the bathroom, you also have to sit far further back on the toilet seat then is comfortable imo, just so you don't end up with your knob rubbing against the underside of the toilet seat & bowl.

I can't see how you can defend this Miles, these are clearly the opinions of a mad man. It's far easier & more convenient to just unzip & piss into the bowl. In fact, I'd argue it's more hygienic. You are a dangerous man.

[ruthless rocco]

i sit down to piss.

i don't like the urine and toilet water splashing up on my legs and pants. its gross.

i'm fit enough that i can sit down and get up without tiring myself out.
don't know bout the rest of you....

[JazMerkin]

i sit down to piss.

i don't like the urine and toilet water splashing up on my legs and pants. its gross.

i'm fit enough that i can sit down and get up without tiring myself out.
don't know bout the rest of you....

What kind of toilet bowl do you have? A puddle?

[0james0]

I think this thread needs merging with the "would you rather be s man or a women" thread.

All you sitters, you clearly wish you were a women!

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Anytime I had food poisoning I ended up pissing sitting down.