Do You Pee Sitting Down or Standing Up?

[AdamGB]

You can piss standing without defecating on your legs, the same cannot be said for shitting. Also, unless your dick is minuscule and several feet away from the toilet - accuracy shouldn't be a problem, again the same can't be said for shitting whilst standing.

Shitting sitting is a necessity, pissing sitting is not... hence it is not a double standard but a personal choice.

Speaking of personal choice... to me sitting above a piss pot with your pants around your ankles is only a little more evolved that squatting over a hole in the forest.

But honestly, sitting/standing... you're excreting at the end of the day... it's a bit like arguing whether a smack head or a glue sniffer is the classier drug user... they're both scumbags.

You've really got to be clutching at straws if the way you piss is something that defines you... whether you think standing makes you the epitome of masculinity or that sitting makes you a classy gent.

other biblical period primates.

So you're saying that whilst Bilbo sits down to piss... he is still a 'biblical period primate', he's just on a higher level than the others.

I'm also not sure where you're coming from by referring to people as Primates... it is 100% fact that you are indeed a Primate, whilst I'm not a Taxonomist, I am pretty sure that a preference of posture when pissing isn't one of the characteristics used to further classify the species or even family of a primate.

Stop being a Morris Minor!

[Memphis]

Bilbo and Miles will never procreate. If they do they will be diluting their genes with either angry Korean genes or fat Jeremy Kyle fodder genes.

They are hardly pushing the species forward

[Plopeater]

I like my partners to piss standing, much easier to get it in my mouth

[Gandalf]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.

Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.

[Memphis]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.

Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.

How do you know they are looking at your 'junk'

[AdamGB]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humorous posting and serious posting.

Most of your posts could be classed as both, whether intentionally or not.

But you should take your own advice... it's up to you to gage the tone of my posts and decide how 'serious' it is.

Once I've posted it then it's out of my hands and down to you to figure out just how venomously it was typed.

We're talking about pissing for Christ's sake... just how 'serious' do you think things can get?!

[AdamGB]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.

Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.

How do you know they are looking at your 'junk'

They all look like this

[Gandalf]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humorous posting and serious posting.

Most of your posts could be classed as both, whether intentionally or not.

But you should take your own advice... it's up to you to gage the tone of my posts and decide how 'serious' it is.

Once I've posted it then it's out of my hands and down to you to figure out just how venomously it was typed.

We're talking about pissing for Christ's sake... just how 'serious' do you think things can get?!

Not venomous at all, but seemingly unaware that I could not be entirely serious in some of the things I say. Your post was rather long considering the nature of this exquisite debate. I am glad to see that you recognise the humourous quality of a substantial number of my posts. As a complete egomaniac, I find some of what I post to be extremely funny. Others like Bilbo on the other hand like to view it as the ravings of a man on the edge, but I see myself quite differently. I am a playful manipulator pushing buttons and winding people up, but ultimately truthful. I do like to sit on the toilet, that I must confess.

[Gandalf]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.

Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.

How do you know they are looking at your 'junk'

Honestly, it happened in my first few years in Korea and it became too much. You just know when you can feel eyes on you and you turn and look at them and lo and behold they are staring away. I retreated to the cubicles after being unable to take the strain anymore. It is unpleasant being stared at like that.

Korean men have always taken a liking to me and it was a running joke in my early time in Korea. Be it at the bar in conversation or in the bathroom taking a whizz.

[AdamGB]

Miles, I have never taken you 100% seriously!
How could I take the rants of a man who brushes his teeth whilst sitting down and pissing seriously?!

[Memphis]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.

Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.

How do you know they are looking at your 'junk'

Honestly, it happened in my first few years in Korea and it became too much. You just know when you can feel eyes on you and you turn and look at them and lo and behold they are staring away. I retreated to the cubicles after being unable to take the strain anymore. It is unpleasant being stared at like that.

Korean men have always taken a liking to me and it was a running joke in my early time in Korea. Be it at the bar in conversation or in the bathroom taking a whizz.

Its because you're a disgusting Westoner, your appearance in general is unpleasant to them, you know this, quite right it makes you feel uncomfortable

[Gandalf]

Miles, I have never taken you 100% seriously!
How could I take the rants of a man who brushes his teeth whilst sitting down and pissing seriously?!

No that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information.

[Mattyhitman]

Miles, I have never taken you 100% seriously!
How could I take the rants of a man who brushes his teeth whilst sitting down and pissing seriously?!

No that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information.

Next you'll be telling us you sometimes have your lunch while sitting on the john

[Gandalf]

AdamGB, learn to differentiate between humourous posting and serious posting. The language and imagery I am using is intended to be both entertaining and, at the very least least slightly funny. I am in no way getting getting into a bitching contest on the merits of stand shitting or sit down shitting, we are all quite agreed that sitting down is the norm. I just happen to like pissing doing much the same whilst in the comforts of my home and more so in bars where men seem to look at my junk with wonder and perhaps more.

Either way it is no big deal for a man to sit down. As Andre rightfully points out a man touches down onto the canvas at least once a day, I just do it slightly more often as I sit for all functions. Heck I sometimes even sit on the toilet seat whilst brushing my teeth. It is a comfortable place to be.

How do you know they are looking at your 'junk'

Honestly, it happened in my first few years in Korea and it became too much. You just know when you can feel eyes on you and you turn and look at them and lo and behold they are staring away. I retreated to the cubicles after being unable to take the strain anymore. It is unpleasant being stared at like that.

Korean men have always taken a liking to me and it was a running joke in my early time in Korea. Be it at the bar in conversation or in the bathroom taking a whizz.

Its because you're a disgusting Westoner, your appearance in general is unpleasant to them, you know this, quite right it makes you feel uncomfortable

Not true, I have the ideal image to most Koreans. Cute face, thin, small head, big penis. It is envy and lust, not unpleasantness at all.

[Gandalf]

Miles, I have never taken you 100% seriously!
How could I take the rants of a man who brushes his teeth whilst sitting down and pissing seriously?!

No that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information.

Next you'll be telling us you sometimes have your lunch while sitting on the john

Well, now you come to mention it I..............don't.