Do You Pee Sitting Down or Standing Up?

[Gandalf]

Miles, I have never taken you 100% seriously!
How could I take the rants of a man who brushes his teeth whilst sitting down and pissing seriously?!

No that isn't quite correct. I just sit down on the toilet sometimes, no pooing or urination. Probably too much information.

Next you'll be telling us you sometimes have your lunch while sitting on the john

Well, now you come to mention it I..............don't.