Just another one of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds Brock vs Ibragimov

[1st rd ko]

Okeee-day...after that gay intro of the tap dancing banker...let's see if the main event can live up to being as eventful as the welter fight. The banker is entering the building...let's hope that his mouth hasn't written a check that his a** can't cash with Ibrag. Let's see what happens.

For some reason...I am suddenly struck with a thought in the back of my mind that Brock is gonna get KTFO.

Mark that down.

i hope your right. "the boxing banker"? worst name ever....

Don't worry a year from now we won't remember him or his stupid nickname

Sam G. vs Brock. whose your pick Bilbo?

[Kev]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw) Round 2: Ibrag looked a bit winded. Brock did not. Ibrag jabs. Brock returns that favor. Clench. Jab by Brock. Body shot by Brock. Left by Brock. Clench again. Right hand by Ibrag. Body shot by Brock. Right to the body by Ibrag. Double left jab & tgen a right by Brock. Left hook by Ibragl. Body shot by Ibrag. Brock seems to be measuring Ibarg. Body shot by Brock in the clench. Right hand by Brock rocks Ibrag at the bell.

STOP SAYING CLENCH!!!!!!!

[Kev]

Okeee-day...after that gay intro of the tap dancing banker...let's see if the main event can live up to being as eventful as the welter fight. The banker is entering the building...let's hope that his mouth hasn't written a check that his a** can't cash with Ibrag. Let's see what happens.

For some reason...I am suddenly struck with a thought in the back of my mind that Brock is gonna get KTFO.

Mark that down.

i hope your right. "the boxing banker"? worst name ever....

Don't worry a year from now we won't remember him or his stupid nickname

Sam G. vs Brock. whose your pick Bilbo?

Whose's Sam G?

[superheavyrhun]

What's the standard amount of alcohol required to achieve the perfect drunk-but-still-lucid enough-to-watch-boxing-and-type mode wacko?

[1st rd ko]

Okeee-day...after that gay intro of the tap dancing banker...let's see if the main event can live up to being as eventful as the welter fight. The banker is entering the building...let's hope that his mouth hasn't written a check that his a** can't cash with Ibrag. Let's see what happens.

For some reason...I am suddenly struck with a thought in the back of my mind that Brock is gonna get KTFO.

Mark that down.

i hope your right. "the boxing banker"? worst name ever....

Don't worry a year from now we won't remember him or his stupid nickname

Sam G. vs Brock. whose your pick Bilbo?

Whose's Sam G?

Bilbo? How could use disrespect your peeps back in Hobbiton like that?

[Wacko3205]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw) Round 3: Brock uptop & then to the body. Ibrag answers back. Brock counters. Body shot by Brock as Ibrag holds. Jab & then a right by Brock. Straight left by Brock. Brock swings wild. Ibrag lands with aright. Right hand by Ibrag. Ja by Brock. Brock warned for something. Body shot by Brag. Brock backs him otthe ropes. Nothing happens. Right hand from Ibarg. Upper by Brock. Nice.

[Kev]

Okeee-day...after that gay intro of the tap dancing banker...let's see if the main event can live up to being as eventful as the welter fight. The banker is entering the building...let's hope that his mouth hasn't written a check that his a** can't cash with Ibrag. Let's see what happens.

For some reason...I am suddenly struck with a thought in the back of my mind that Brock is gonna get KTFO.

Mark that down.

i hope your right. "the boxing banker"? worst name ever....

Don't worry a year from now we won't remember him or his stupid nickname

Sam G. vs Brock. whose your pick Bilbo?

Whose's Sam G?

Bilbo? How could use disrespect your peeps back in Hobbiton like that?

Ah you mean the Gamgee! Actually since settling down with Rosie he's become a bit of a fat idle layabout. Frodo gave him Bag End after he left with me to cross over the sea and I hear he's even stopped tending the garden. Idle good for nothing layabout if you ask me, too busy sexing and stuff. Him and Rosie got 13 kids now you all running around my beautiful house like Pikey's.

I hope S Peter would kick his a**.

[Violent Demise]

Okeee-day...after that gay intro of the tap dancing banker...let's see if the main event can live up to being as eventful as the welter fight. The banker is entering the building...let's hope that his mouth hasn't written a check that his a** can't cash with Ibrag. Let's see what happens.

For some reason...I am suddenly struck with a thought in the back of my mind that Brock is gonna get KTFO.

Mark that down.

i hope your right. "the boxing banker"? worst name ever....

Don't worry a year from now we won't remember him or his stupid nickname

Sam G. vs Brock. whose your pick Bilbo?

Whose's Sam G?

Bilbo? How could use disrespect your peeps back in Hobbiton like that?

I'm disappointed Bilbo

[Wacko3205]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw) Round 4: Ibrag to the body. Double jab by Brock. Left hand by Brock. IKbrag jabbing. Clench. Double jab again by Brock. Body shot by Ibrag. Brock jabs. Right hand by Ibrag. Nothing much happppppppened there. End of the bell Brock combo'd

[Kev]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw) Round 4: Ibrag to the body. Double jab by Brock. Left hand by Brock. IKbrag jabbing. Clench. Double jab again by Brock. Body shot by Ibrag. Brock jabs. Right hand by Ibrag. Nothing much happppppppened there. End of the bell Brock combo'd

Enough with the clenching already. Your skatalogical round by round is really annoying me now.

Clench, Brock comboed.. Ewwwwwwwww

[1st rd ko]

Okeee-day...after that gay intro of the tap dancing banker...let's see if the main event can live up to being as eventful as the welter fight. The banker is entering the building...let's hope that his mouth hasn't written a check that his a** can't cash with Ibrag. Let's see what happens.

For some reason...I am suddenly struck with a thought in the back of my mind that Brock is gonna get KTFO.

Mark that down.

i hope your right. "the boxing banker"? worst name ever....

Don't worry a year from now we won't remember him or his stupid nickname

Sam G. vs Brock. whose your pick Bilbo?

Whose's Sam G?

Bilbo? How could use disrespect your peeps back in Hobbiton like that?

Ah you mean the Gamgee! Actually since settling down with Rosie he's become a bit of a fat idle layabout. Frodo gave him Bag End after he left with me to cross over the sea and I hear he's even stopped tending the garden. Idle good for nothing layabout if you ask me, too busy sexing and stuff. Him and Rosie got 13 kids now you all running around my beautiful house like Pikey's.

I hope S Peter would kick his a**.

That fat punk needs to get off the leaf and train. He did get a UD against Shelob. what the F!

[Wacko3205]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw) Round 5: Ibrag throws first. BRock nails him with a big right hand. Stunned him!!! Nice. Ibrag is hurt & backing up. Brock anils him agian & Ibrag crumbles to get away. Jabbing from Ibrag. Brock biding his time. Ibrag may be getting his wits back. Brock lands a right to the body. Nice. Ibrag to the body. Right & then a left on the inside from Brock. Brock setting up the right again. Brock stalking. Trading after the bell. Both fighters touch gloves.

[superheavyrhun]

Okeee-day...after that gay intro of the tap dancing banker...let's see if the main event can live up to being as eventful as the welter fight. The banker is entering the building...let's hope that his mouth hasn't written a check that his a** can't cash with Ibrag. Let's see what happens.

For some reason...I am suddenly struck with a thought in the back of my mind that Brock is gonna get KTFO.

Mark that down.

i hope your right. "the boxing banker"? worst name ever....

Don't worry a year from now we won't remember him or his stupid nickname

Sam G. vs Brock. whose your pick Bilbo?

Whose's Sam G?

Bilbo? How could use disrespect your peeps back in Hobbiton like that?

I'm disappointed Bilbo

I've got $100 virtual dollars that at least three of those hobbitets aren't really sam's/. he always had trouble getting his pecker up, even at the start of the marriage, and even the little blue pill, made up mainly of a mix of LSD and Diazepam to make him have the energy, but not realise he has a wife that's had 13 kids, even that doesn't work.

Recently, his past two kids have looked like Merry, and they have the ears of the brandybuck clan....

[Kev]

Okeee-day...after that gay intro of the tap dancing banker...let's see if the main event can live up to being as eventful as the welter fight. The banker is entering the building...let's hope that his mouth hasn't written a check that his a** can't cash with Ibrag. Let's see what happens.

For some reason...I am suddenly struck with a thought in the back of my mind that Brock is gonna get KTFO.

Mark that down.

i hope your right. "the boxing banker"? worst name ever....

Don't worry a year from now we won't remember him or his stupid nickname

Sam G. vs Brock. whose your pick Bilbo?

Whose's Sam G?

Bilbo? How could use disrespect your peeps back in Hobbiton like that?

Ah you mean the Gamgee! Actually since settling down with Rosie he's become a bit of a fat idle layabout. Frodo gave him Bag End after he left with me to cross over the sea and I hear he's even stopped tending the garden. Idle good for nothing layabout if you ask me, too busy sexing and stuff. Him and Rosie got 13 kids now you all running around my beautiful house like Pikey's.

I hope S Peter would kick his a**.

That fat punk needs to get off the leaf and train. He did get a UD against Shelob. what the F!

Yeah but even an orc eating spider would feel sick after taking a bite out of that fat fuck.

[1st rd ko]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw) Round 5: Ibrag throws first. BRock nails him with a big right hand. Stunned him!!! Nice. Ibrag is hurt & backing up. Brock anils him agian & Ibrag crumbles to get away. Jabbing from Ibrag. Brock biding his time. Ibrag may be getting his wits back. Brock lands a right to the body. Nice. Ibrag to the body. Right & then a left on the inside from Brock. Brock setting up the right again. Brock stalking. Trading after the bell. Both fighters touch gloves.

"here comes the PAINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"