Jury Duty

[Kev]

OK here's what happened the PLANTIFF (crackhead, ex-con....real class act) got mad at his buddy (who paid rent with free drugs and so on) and his buddies friends and asked them to leave and there was an argument and the DEFENDANT leaves.


The Plantiff stays at the house peering through the window (like A CRACKHEAD) the Defendant comes back throws an UNLIT molitov cocktail through an already broken window and that's what I had to miss work for.....lousy bastards.


You can't think of a crime more fitting of 2 crackheads.....motherfucker, I was sooooo pissed off!

I've always wondered about Molotov cocktails how you make one. Do you buy them off a seedy underworld sort who sells them out of the boot of his car or do you have to make them yourself?

What's in them?

And do they stick an umbrella in them before they throw them?

It's a glass bottle filled with Gasoline with a rag as a fuse.

I guess it can be filled with anything that catches on fire. Maybe you can get a huge glass bottle and fill it with propane and make your own reenactment of Hiroshima... You could fill it with napalm if you have a friend who's a chemist at a big lab, it just depends on how insane you are.

So no umbrella then?

[Chris Nagel]

That costs extra.

[El Kabong]

...exactly....and I think if there was an Umbrella it would have added 2-3 years to the sentence.





Actually they charged the guy who threw the Molitov Cocktail was charged with possesion of a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION....and when I heard this I said "OH!.....that's where they were!"

[Chris Nagel]

...exactly....and I think if there was an Umbrella it would have added 2-3 years to the sentence.





Actually they charged the guy who threw the Molitov Cocktail was charged with possesion of a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION....and when I heard this I said "OH!.....that's where they were!"

Wasn't that Saddam Hussein that you're talking about? Oh I remember now...

The UN. : "Mr. Hussein we can forgive mass genocide, war crimes, and being a complete idiot but having weapon's of mass destruction in conjuction with not being american will not be tolerated!"

Hussein: "But I have no Nukes!?"
"
The UN. : But we found a 4 liter molotov cocktale in your possession, and that counts as a WEAPON OF MASS DISTRUCTION!!!!!"

Hussein: Egads!

The UN. : This will be punished to the full severity of the new Iraqi law. You will be castrated, hung, and your execution will be displayed on Youtube as a reminder to all generations for the big Boo-Boo that you have commited!

Hussein: Wtf?!

The UN. : May God grant mercy on your pathetic soul...

[El Kabong]

....as I said




OH!.....That's where they were!

[Chris Nagel]

I was going to add that part, then I knew you'd be one to add it.

The thing that condemned him was a little umbrella that was found with the Molotov. Punishable by death!