Originally Posted by
CutMeMick
Dizaster,
What I'm about to tell you is probably one of the IF not the craziest/sad/happy night out I've ever had all in one......
This one night some friends and I got together to go out to this club called 'La Mirage' to be honest I really didn't like going to that club but I was out voted by my punk a** friends... So there was 4 of us we get to the club and right off the bat one thing about that place that I don't like was their cover charge 25 mutha' fucken dlls. just to get in (This was in 1999) it was like this up-scale but yet club place most guys had slacks, with dress shirts...
So the whatever we get inside and we start off doing the usual, you know walk around the club checkin the girls out. We settle in the Salsa, Merengue ans Spanish Rock room, by then I has finished my beer so I told them I was gonna go get beers I go comeback and those f***** are already dancing so now I look like their fwocken waiter and one of my friends slips me a five on the pocket of my shirt (Like tiping me) *similie* I turn around and walk away I reach my standing spot and I see 3 girls dancing together the one that caght my eye was like that 'Black Rob' song "Whoa!" *smilie* I saw that several guys walk up to her and her friends and ask them out to dance they turned them down. I saw that as a challenge that I could get her to dance with me, so I walked up to them and said hello and asked her if she wanted to dance. Since I had walked up to her from behind she turned around and she 'No thanks, not now' I then tell her 'Why you being picky? I wasnt' her nad her friends started busting up laughing.... I turned around and walked away smiling. I get back to our standing spot and my friends had finished dancing so we take off to the Hip-Hop room and we do the same walk around.... One by one my friends start asking girls out to dance I stood there standing then out of nowhere I feel someon grab my hand and tell me 'Lets go dance' I turn to the side and it was the girl I had asked earlier to dance with me. I said to her 'No thanks, not now' (her same words to me) now I know this was a gutsy move but at this point I was like she turned me down so what I have got to loose here if she came up to me? She laughed and said 'You know your really something, you ask me out to dance and me being the good friend that I am didn't want to leave my girls alone so I said no NOT just to you but everyone who asked' at this point I some what felt like a fool she then tells me 'So whats your excuse for turning me down', I said 'I just don't feel like dancing now someone earlier brokedown my spirits' she laughed and said 'Yeah! right you look like a guy who has soo much confidence, come to think about it that's probably why this place is so full cause your confidence is taking up mos of the space'..... She then tells me 'Come on (holding my hand) let's go dance,how many girls actually come up to you and ask you to dance? Never mind dont answer that cause you'll probably tell me plenty' at this point she had hooked me and railed me in. We danced a few songs and had a really good time this girl was banging man so leaned over and kissed me, we exchanged numbers... We stopped dancing cause her friends were calling her. My boys and I took off back to the other room right when I got there I saw this girl with short hair (I hate short hair on girl with a passion) but this girl was sooo fucken hot I could give a rats a** what her hair looked like.... I quickly walked up to her and asked her to dance as I caught another guy walking up to her but he saw that I was there and turned around.... She said yes and we talked she had a beautiful smile we were dancing Salsa music so we were pretty much F****** over the clothes *smilie* I sware I could feel her HOT pussy on my thigh, my dick started getting hard and I was like oh! S***! we kissed and exchanged numbers. We stopped dancing cause I was sweating like R. Kelly visiting an all girls Jr. High School. *smilie* so I told her I needed to use the restroom.... By this time I had lost my friends somewhere in the club so I got to the restroom and then deicde to go to the patio to catch some air I sat out there and I saw the girl I had just finished dancing with leaving the club. I walk back into the 2nd room and they were playing 80's, Flashbacks I walk around looking for some girls and I spot one of 'em I walk up to her and once I reach for her to ask her to dance I realize it's my friends older sister (shes fucken hot and was in college then we were seniors in H.S.) she looked at me and shes like 'Robert your asking me out to dance? Wheres my brother?' I laughed I said damn! I didn't know it was you until I got close and your brothers somewhere around here.....
OK you know that one girl in H.S. whos older then you and you know you'll never get with her, she was there with my friends sister clubbing I sware this girl she was known a Cheerleader and was known as the Mexican Dennise Richards I used to sit 2 tables behind her in my cooking class (I took 3 yrs. of Int'l cooking in H.S) ..... It was a group of 6 all girls so she grabs her friends and tells them my brothers here I wan't you guys to meet him so were all looking arounf finally we find him and we all start talking and introducing eachother my friends sister then get's the bright idea to introduce me as 'Remember the little 9th grader that was in your cooking class?' (she had NO IDEA it was me) 'This is Robert' she started balling she couldn't belive it and don't why but I'm guessing it was spur of the moment she leans over and huggs me and shes like 'How you been, OMG let me see take off your glasses, I haven't seen you in years. God you used to make me laugh so much with your excuses for being late. Remember the time you walked in late and you told the teacher you ran out of toilet paper in the restroom and had to wait for your friend to bring you some from another restroom?' *smilie* 'I was like yeah! I was an idiot back then' she was like 'No you were sooo cute' anyway!! so we all decide to leave the club together and go eat we walk out and as were walking to the cars I hear someone scream 'Hey! you with the glasses' I turn around and I hear 'What's your name?' I said 'Come here I really don't like yelling' we meet eachother half way and we started talking she was hot but out of the 3 that I had met she was probably #3 cause the 1st and 2nd girls were a full 10/10 a**, tits, smile, teeth, hands, clothes, this last one I really didn't like what she was wearing and she looked pretty thick NOT fat but thick.... *smilie* so then she starts giving me her number I tell her I'll call you and out from behind comes the girl (Denise is her name) and shes like 'Come on stop playing with her, hes my boyfriend hes not gonna call you' and she pulls me away as I yelled back at the girl 'Don't listen to my crazy a** sister she does this all the time I'mma call you' shes like don't be picking up girls when your with us were college girls you guys should be paying attention ONLY to us... So we get to the cars and they all jump in to their car and we jumped in on our we had decided we were gonna go eat in East L.A. in this place called 'King Taco' it's the hang out spot late nights after a club/concert.... I was sitting in the back on the passenger side window and my friend whos sister was in the other car was sitting cherry so we were all talking driving on the freeway and they were giving me props for pulling in the 3 girls and getting the digits on them and they' were like we gotta get them together and go out and we were just doing our thing when from behind the girls car passes us on our left side and trys to cut back in well the driver lost control and they slammed into the center divider when I hear my friend yell at the top of his lungs 'My sister' the car spun twice and came to a stop our driver hit reverse and gunned it back while my other friend called 911 we all got off running to them our driver had flare lights so he lit them up and put them on the ground as we got to the car we could hear them crying and yelling I tried to grab open the door but the door handle was fucken hot and there was sooo much smoke in the car you couldn't see jack S*** into the car so I wrapped part of my coat around my hand and opned the door smoke just came out we started pulling them out we all grabbed one girl and took them far from the car cause it was begining to spark I wen't back to the car just to make sure there was no one there and I saw some beer bottles so I threw them out into the bushes then I go back to where they were and the driver tells me I have weed and a pipe in ash tray so I run back and by this time I could hear sirens so I hurried up and got the stuff out and threw it away also...
Thank god no one was seriously hurt, they all had a few cuts, bumps and bruises bu nothing major....
It was a sweet and sour night for me cause the night I was on a roll and there was a posibility of me hooking up with my dream girl back then and it ended with all of us in the hospital in the waiting room.
I still have the shirt filled with blood that I was wearing that night....
And then when I started calling the girls I met that night I just couldn't stop thinking about what happened that night....
So anyway! I think overall I'm a 9 not perfect 10 cause I don't care how good looking you are unless your last name is Clooney, Pitt, Cruise or something like that there will always be a girl who will or has turned you down.
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Re: How good are you at the p/up game?!
) so as I was walking out of the room where I had audition curiosity got the best of me and I decided to walk towards the gathering by this time there was less people so it would be easier for me to have a look at what the deal was... As I get closer I notice theres a black girl sitting down and she seems to be getting all the attention. When I get closer I saw her and I was like whoa!! then I looked again and it was Tatyana Ali (Fresh Prince of Bel Air) she noticed me as I walked up and smilied being the cocky c*** that I was then I took this smile as in a 'I wanna know you' smile....
I walked off to the side and sat down in a near by sofa trying to look as if I was waiting for someone... I opened up by back pack and pulled out a magazine and sat there about 10 min. later the crowd was gone by now... I kept trying not to look over there but it was imposible the thing was that I was catching her looking at me so that would make me look at her. Finally I filled myself with courage and walked up to her she was with 3 girfriends there, I said hello and introduced myself and I told myself I would pretend not to know who she was so we started talking for a few minutes and then one of her friends tells me what I was doing on that weekend I said I didn't have any plans yet and I quickly jumped the gun and asked Tatyana for her number she opened her purse and grabbed a pen I looked for a paper in my backpack got one out and she gave me her number, we talked some more and I had to get going. I said bye and that was that that weekend I called her Friday afternoon and she wasn't in town so that was that, then I called her the following weekend and se he was still out of the state after the 3rd attempt I just threw the number away and tried to forget all about it....
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for the effort it must have teken to write all that, and I sure as hell expect one back for effort it took to read it too!
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