I'm 21 yrs. old today. :(

[CFH]

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well.

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do...

Anyone who ends up considering their teen years as the best of their lives usually end up living a pretty fucking miserable experience. I'm 26 and I'm happier now, with more opportunities, than I have ever been.
If you can't manage to get laid on your own, why don't you pay for it? I'm not kidding, if HBO/Showcare have taught me anything, it's that many high-priced call-girls are really hot. The fact that you're a virgin seems to really bother you, considering you find a way to post about it at least once a week. Getting that monkey off your back might give you the confidence to go out and get it the old fashioned way. I'm dead serious, save a couple hundred bucks and get a professional.

[BoxingGorilla]

past your prime at 21?!

My best years were 24 to 30.

You'll get yours, Clubber. Focus on your job for now and once you get yourself established the ladies will be begging you to rescue them from poverty and an abusive boyfriend. You might have be a stepdaddy though...

[Kel]

...if you don't get laid soon I feel I'm going to turn the news on to find you have picked off about 20 people from a bell tower or something.


At least go to the titty bar or something

Funniest post I read in ages. Need a piss

[PRIDE OF BOSTON]

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well.

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do...

You can still go to the makeout partys with the younger kids but you might get arrested

[boozeboxer]

Clubber don't worry about it. everyone I have had sex with I wish I hadn't.

[JT Rock]

I didnt have sex till I was 27

[El Kabong]

I didnt have sex till I was 27

....JT turns 26 in a couple months

[JT Rock]

I didnt have sex till I was 27

....JT turns 26 in a couple months

Nah.... I was a Jehovahs Witness from 19-27.

[Von Milash]

I've had sex at every age between (edited for content by mod) and (edited for content by mod).

happy birthday doug.

[Douglas]

Clubber don't worry about it. everyone I have had sex with I wish I hadn't.

I guess that is one thing to look at... I've heard people say that making out and f@cking ain't all that it's said to be, but watching them (make out, not fuck), it sure looks like it would be...

[Tito BHB]

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well.

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do...

Lol.. To be fair clubber isnt really getting the response that we should be giving him over here ..

So you never had a gf.. Fuckitt.. You aint going back in time or nothin and if its just not happening for you its cos your not making it happen for you..

Now im not saying anything about how your are cos i'll be honest i know shit all about who you are.. Aside from your love for boxing and the above post ..Lol

So just for sake of the point im about to make..

Say your a total geek.. Not great lookin or whateverr.. Theres always someone right for you..

If your a geeky kid and your going to the wrong places to find chicks then its just not gona happen.. Fuckit.. Go find yourself a geeky girl..
Thinkabout it.. Im not sure bout all your details.. But if you never kissed a girl?.. You didnt say that you said you never had a gf or whatever..
Theres always gona be a girl thats the same as you.. who never had a boyfriend or kissed a guy.. Just gotta keep motivation for that shit and get out s'more in the right places..

Plusss.. Dude.. Your 21.. Get in some bars.. worse that can happen is you get pissed and have a giggle.. Maybe you'l meet someone.. Lol ( This is assuming you dont loose your legs and fall on to some butch fuckers lap)

Course i dont know how you are and those are just examples.. But you gotta make it happen cos its not gona work itself out bro..

[Youngblood]

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well.

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do...

Lol.. To be fair clubber isnt really getting the response that we should be giving him over here ..

So you never had a gf.. Fuckitt.. You aint going back in time or nothin and if its just not happening for you its cos your not making it happen for you..

Now im not saying anything about how your are cos i'll be honest i know shit all about who you are.. Aside from your love for boxing and the above post ..Lol

So just for sake of the point im about to make..

Say your a total geek.. Not great lookin or whateverr.. Theres always someone right for you..

If your a geeky kid and your going to the wrong places to find chicks then its just not gona happen.. Fuckit.. Go find yourself a geeky girl..
Thinkabout it.. Im not sure bout all your details.. But if you never kissed a girl?.. You didnt say that you said you never had a gf or whatever..
Theres always gona be a girl thats the same as you.. who never had a boyfriend or kissed a guy.. Just gotta keep motivation for that shit and get out s'more in the right places..

Plusss.. Dude.. Your 21.. Get in some bars.. worse that can happen is you get pissed and have a giggle.. Maybe you'l meet someone.. Lol ( This is assuming you dont loose your legs and fall on to some butch fuckers lap)

Course i dont know how you are and those are just examples.. But you gotta make it happen cos its not gona work itself out bro..

And NEVER, EVER forget...wrap your whacker before you attack her!

[No Contest]

Happy belated birthday man, did you say you were a virgin still? Don't sweat it man, but you should really get out there and try to get out to the bars now. This may sound lame but telling girls you meet that your a virgin will probably get you laid real quick. Women love that shit and you know what they say you never forget your first time, even though it usually doesn't go the greatest. It will also let them know you aren't a man-whore with some kind of std.

[Deanrw]

It's official. I'm past my prime. 21 years old and still never had a girlfriend. But WHO CARES? I've got my commercial drivers license, and soon I plan on getting my pilot's license as well.

Still, it's too late for all those making out parties that younger kids usually do...

The chicks will come bro. I was kinda shy when I was young and never had a real girlfriend till I was 19 or 20, I cannot even remember now!LOL

You sound like you keep yourself busy, which would explain a lot why you are still waiting. Don't ever worry about rejection if you are shy. You will discover that rejection and humility from women happens to all of us!hehe