Some Jokes

[Kev]

I dont think they've come here before...but then again nobody comes here. If I want to see a decent gig ive got to go all the way to Japan. Only fucking Sting comes here.

Whats Chang? Sounds Chinese...

Good God man two men are having an argument about to come to fisticuffs and you think now's the time to come and strike up a random conversation about Korean Everton supporters

My shirt is off and we are pushing and jostling, now is hardly the time.

Lefty ignore him and get back to the argument.

Where were we?

Ah yes, you disappoint me...........

Sorry about that, old boy!!

Okay, guys take off your shirts and make some moves. Get that dancefloor heaving with testosterone and manly hip shakes and flaying limbs. Seconds out, round one!

To late he's got to tidy his room before he can come outside again

[Gandalf]

Damn, I was hoping to see a funky groove ladden dance off. Its a sensible lad who keeps his room spick and span. I always used to. Make the bed as soon as you get up!

God, Im bored today.

[Dark Lord Al]

Whats the problem between LEFTY AND BILBO ?

you two need to have a breather.

[USA LOVES THE KLITSCHKOS]

Is there a ref in the house?