whats the worst thing youve ever done to someone??

[OumaFan]

When I was like 16 or 17 I was at a friends house with another friend of mine and this guy was there that was an ok guy, not an asshole or anything but he just always annoyed the shit out me for some reason and he would kind of latch on sometimes. Anyway he had come over and for some reason, I honestly can't remember why, he let me and a good friend of mine take his car to go run some errand or something.

Honestly which really makes this all his fault cause who's stupid enough to say here take my car? So we kind of were assholes, we didn't think we were doing anything serious but we did doughnuts in it, got on some back streets and floored it till past 100 (it was a old volvo, not made for this LOL), hotboxed it with a joint, did all kinds of shit.

So we get back to the house, hang out for an hour, the guy whose car it was starts to leave, begins to back out and the car dies.

And never runs again.

His parents were pretty loaded and bought him a nicer car so really in the back of my mind I decided I'd done something good for him. So the next week he shows up again, this time we'd decided to go drink on a golf course late at night. He proceeds to leave his car there and leave us the keys and go with somebody to do something (seriously I'm not making this up, how fucking stupid are you), so we proceed to take it and drive it all over the back nine. Then the cops came and that was my one time ever to run from the cops. I hid under a tree and then when they started coming took off and had to run literally across four holes to make it to the other side of the course.

Meh, that kind of makes me sound like an asshole We didn't think we were going to mess up the car. I guess the second time was kind of inexcusable.

[Fenster]

Ouma, that story was so pansy it's unbelivable. You wrecked a rich kids car? Drove around a golf course?

Hardcore man.

Straight out of Dawson's Creek.

[OumaFan]

haha, well I did ruin a car, that's something.

If it makes it better it was like a inner city golf course Actually it was, it was like a block from the projects, I played there once (mostly just drinking and driving around) and we drove up to one hole and there was a homeless dude sleeping by the green. Then (and I wasn't there this time, it was just on the news) there was a time where these kids were out there with a gun just walking around shooting at stuff.

They renovated it though now. Its like 40 dollars now but probably more safe.

Other than that I don't have that much. I've only been close to being arrested once really, not this, I don't know what I thought I was running from actually.

[Fenster]

The image of a homeless guy sleeping on the green is truly brilliant.

[Kirkland Laing]

I bet if we were ll honest and actually posted the worst thing we'd actually done this would be a very dark thread indeed. I won't go first.

[Nameless]

I did worst things, these ones which I name were funny teenagers histories. I could tell the story where i and some other friends did trap some peoples for an entire day in a local in our high school where they couldn't go drink, pee or go to their classes and exams... that was quite priceless too and they still hate us a bit to this day for what we did though we are officially excused.

[Andre]

I bet if we were ll honest and actually posted the worst thing we'd actually done this would be a very dark thread indeed. I won't go first.

Maybe some wouldnt even talk to us again, over to you.

[Andre]

I have a funny one , once I got two mates in on a prank we were all young totally shit faced in a tent down the beach and this bloke "Red Beard we called him ,A fresh insane Viet vet actually who took to doing some outrageous paybacks against others we didnt know as well.
Anyway I told him I knew a trick where i could lift three people clean off the ground for a second or so . He bought it, I got him in the centre one mate behind him legs over his shoulders and I occa strapped them to each other same down on his lower end except leg to leg with my other mate, "Now all lean into the centre" was my order and I just pushed the two outer guys heads back and they fell out they stretched out Red Beard on the ground, then I got my extra large can of pre opened backed beans and emptied them slowly all over him. Then I ran and stayed away for a very long time.

Pay backs a bitch, One morning prior to all this occurring for Red Beard; I was stepping into my wetsuit which had been drying on a fence over night and stepped right into a human shit that some prick had dropped in there for me.

Took me a while to find out who and why,anyway we ended up mates after my payback,thank fuk, he was a nutter I didnt want to spend my whole life looking behind me.

This same fellow got picked on by the surf lifesavers later on ,so he burned their weekender and club rooms to the floor.
A mate of mine got the guilts and put him in! I was more shocked by that to tell you the truth anyway he went to the aslyum soon afterwards.
I hope he turned out ok, I had some real funny times with that fruit cake, spent most of our weekends camping surfing and laughing till we cried over some sh!t.
Acid,opiated black hash,mushies and tequila does that for you.

[Dizaster]

There's one thing that tops my pile but I'm really choosing to forget it and really can't speak of it... Some serious atonement needs to be done one day to make up for that..


But one bad thing I did to a best friend who I had since we were about 8 was that I banged his girlfriend a bunch of times... She was seriously hot for me before they got together while I had a girlfriend, then just as I broke up with my girlfriend, she got with my friend.. But she was hot for me the whole time they were going out.. banged about 5 times then havn't spoke since... They now have a kid and getting married so they worked...

Sometimes you just need to get things out of your system and intend no harm..

[Memphis]

Threesome, woke up, shaved a perfect diamond into the back of the head of a girl, down to the skin, dropped her straight at work the next day and didnt say anything.

Decided it was too cold to walk home from town once, decided to row, stole a boat from the docks, rowed home, then sank it, almost drowning my partner in crime in the process.

Not proud of either but still funny

[Howlin Mad Missy]

It's like My Name is Earl

[AdamGB]

Done a handful of stuff, nothing too bad... I used to torture my teachers on a regular basis.

I once swapped the felt ink thing inside the teachers white board marker for a permanant marker... done that trick a few times... it's not to bad except they wrote on one of those posh touch screen ones that cost a few grand... :-/

I used to do shit like getting the whole entire class to clap/cough constantly everytime they tried to speak, or if they walked to the back of the room I'd tell everybody to shuffle their desks along so they couldn't get back to the front...

Managed to empy a whole entire box of dictionarys out of the teachers cuboard and through a 2nd story window with out the teacher noticing, hada nice little suuply chain going on...

Jumped out of a window to avoid detention too...

I'm a boring fart now, don't try and do anything that I wouldn't want happening ot myself nowdays so all I've really got in terms of 'worst things' is shit I did at school.

[AdamGB]

Actually probably the shitty kegs I threw at a resturaunt.... but those fuckers had it coming (I posted the story a while back!)

[johnmaff36]

I was working with a chief cook a few years back who was an insufferable asshole, always giving people a hard time. So this one time we had 500 people to cook for and serve and this guy took off his chefs hat for a moment to go into the fridges so i got a marker and wrote 'I love to suck big black cocks-yum yum' on the one side of it and replaced it back with the writng facing the wall so he couldnt see it. Now i know it wasnt big nor clever, nor was it being racist cos one of the lads suggested the 'black' part, but christ it was funny. He came back in and put on the hat and went straight out to the punters,talking away to them and shit. I had to go to the toilet cubicle to let out my laughter.Has anyone of you ever took a bollocking off a guy with that writing on a hat on his head just inches from your face?

[HattonTheHammer]

Threesome, woke up, shaved a perfect diamond into the back of the head of a girl, down to the skin, dropped her straight at work the next day and didnt say anything.

Decided it was too cold to walk home from town once, decided to row, stole a boat from the docks, rowed home, then sank it, almost drowning my partner in crime in the process.

Not proud of either but still funny

Drunken night out in london 2 years back at a good 3am in the morning me and a friend came across a destraught asian girl with no shoes outside of a pub balling her eyes out telling us a very drunken story of how her boyfriend and her had had an argument and that she pretty much had no clue where she lived.

Using our best judgement we stuck her up in the nearest hotel in a one bedroom but decided there and then as it was so late and we were both pretty wasted we`d spend the night on a couple of bunkbeds.

We made sure she was well looked after without the slightest hint of perversion making sure she had a shower and under the name "mum" on her mobile rang her up and informed her she was safe and well till the morning.

Anywho......3am and theres this really cute girl in a double bed and me and my snoring mate on the floor literally side by side next to heat the heater. I hear crying and decide to sit next to her and give her a cuddle, after 10minutes of her crying into my shoulder i suddenly realise her hand is on my member and just as she thanks me for helping her out she bulks under the covers and gives me a very sloppy drunken blowjob. I knew at the time it was wrong to let her continue but temptation got the better of me and after dropping a load in her gob we fell to sleep cuddled up.

About 6months later on another drunken excursion with the same friend he blurted out infront of about 12 of our mates at how why i was asleep he jumped up on the bed to comfort the girl....AND GOT A BLOW JOB

What still kills me to this day is that he claims he got his about an hour before mine and me and her had a good kiss and a cuddle after and more disturbingly BEFORE she went to work on me