Worst kiss of your life??

[Spicoli]

16 yrs old and neighbor named Diane L**ker.It was like having soaking wet sweaty gym socks in your mouth,and she did the whole double handed grab my head thing....fooking hell I thought I was going to die.

Couple of weeks ago I had my teeth and tounge bitten by accident.It was actually a bit of a turn on.

[Violent Demise]

I don't really pay kissing any mine any more. I rate blow jobs. And clearly without a doubt the worse one belong to Priscilla Fuentes. A hot girl who acted like having a dick in her mouth was beneath her. And it showed. Her skills were a 1 on a 1 to 10 scale. Than there was this

"Do you have to keep your hand on the back of my head"?
"My jaw is starting to hurt. Is that normal"
"Why you pulling my hair"
"Your not gonna finish in my mouth are you"?

Bitch shut the fukk up. I'm not even touching your hair. And there's is no way in hell I'm finishing with your pathetic skills and non stop talk. Took a lot of patience to not just push her onto her back, sit on her chest and just ram it down her throat rather she like it or not. The fact that her father was LAPD kind of influenced my thinking as well. Anyways this 19 year old from the City Terreace area has the lead on the worse by a substancial amount.

[Hornfinger]

To be totally honest i haven't kissed a girl where I thought 'that was really good' for a long time. Maybe I just attracted girls that can't. I'm currently ploughing this girl with a huge tongue. It's not good. But A guys gotta fuck ya know?

I'm starting to think that women are a bit clueless.

I mean you hear all the time women moaning that men don't know what they're doing in the sack. Women are just as bad.

99% of woman don't know how to give a hand job. They tug away at the root for ages and wonder why you haven't come.

The tip bitch! the fucking tip!! that's where the feeling is.

Women should be made to watch porn then they'll find out how it's done.

God damn!

[Kev]

I've kissed a few rank girls in my time.

One had a tongue like a cat. It was like it was coated in sandpaper and she scraped her way around the inside of my mouth, finally retracting her tongue like it was a velcro fastening.

I also used to see this girl who had a problem with bulemnia. Sometimes she wouldnt eat for days and the inside of her mouth tasted disgusting, like you could taste the cells in her mouth, just a horrible feeling, although she was a great kisser after a meal.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

One had a tongue like a cat. It was like it was coated in sandpaper and she scraped her way around the inside of my mouth

Did she have boobs like a bag of sand?