Valentine

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

I'm sick of the double standards in my relationship.

The wife comes home with a rampant rabbit and she's a naughty fun girl with a new toy, but when i order a 240 volt fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and spunk collection tray, then i'm some kind of sick bastard

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Wife with PMT:

''Oi!!! DO YOU WANT ANYTHING TO EAT?''


Husband:

''What choices are there?''


Wife with PMT:
''YES OR FUCKING NO!''

[Dizaster]

I'm sick of the double standards in my relationship.

The wife comes home with a rampant rabbit and she's a naughty fun girl with a new toy, but when i order a 240 volt fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and spunk collection tray, then i'm some kind of sick bastard

Confirmed, you are a sick bastard...










Where did you buy this pussy from by the way??

[Nameless]

On valentines about 50 quid !!!


How shallow am I?? Haha

Shallow or fueling with pinky romance?

[Master]

My 50p cake from Greggs did not go down too well.

[Andre]

I said ..."oh Yeah its the 14th ,happy valantines ".

She replied: "Ohh Thanks; " Yeah its load of shit eh".

No cards no gifts required.

[0james0]

Good food, wine, sex. Easy.

Get a card just for the sake of it, nothing too over the top.

Of course I spend ages in the shop picking the exact right card, reading the words to make sure they mean exactly how I feel.