Famous last words: "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

[brocktonblockbust]

'Such is life' was reported to be Ned Kellys last words as they hung him.
I once walked from his cell and stood on the gallows exactly where he did. Very moving moment, I actually felt his last feelings,went home and wrote a type of poem about it.

that ıs ıntense dude. freakmeout. sometımes the soul lıngers there and can brush you or tıngle you wıth psychıc resıdue.

All the dots are missing off your I's. That's an observation by the way, not an insult. I'm not trying to say you're a sandwich short of a picnic. Fucking picnics.

guess you never aınt been ın Turkey.

Is that sentence an anagram?

an anal gram.

Cool, my favourite

just kıddıng...the frıkkın keyboards here donthave the letter İ ın the usual place. Rather, ıts a sort of schwa-type ı . And I ıs too lazy to change me typın habıts.

[Andre]

'Such is life' was reported to be Ned Kellys last words as they hung him.
I once walked from his cell and stood on the gallows exactly where he did. Very moving moment, I actually felt his last feelings,went home and wrote a type of poem about it.

that ıs ıntense dude. freakmeout. sometımes the soul lıngers there and can brush you or tıngle you wıth psychıc resıdue.

That is true,there as a cell down in Port Arther in Tasmania where too many paying visitors were found cowering on the floor of the cell in tears. Its still closed to the public all the are others open.Poor dude died of depression in there.They used to do surgery on them too,you should see that part, its a cellar with a metal table and hole with a concrete open drain under it.

Same here in a town near by here they have had to close up one room of an old peoples home and allow no one to rent it for similar reasons, staff go no where near the thing,it cost em too much $ and time moving people in and out so they gave up.

[El Kabong]

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