How good are you at the p/up game?!

[Kel]

I'm 25, so I better get my a** moving right?

To be fair, I had a girlfriend from 16-18. I had a drug problem and another girlfriend from 18-22. I was ONLY social for a year but managed to get to a 4.. yay for me Then got another girlfriend... and i've since dropped too a 2... all my girlfriends have been verrry decent though.
So basically my main problem is I havn't had a chance to practice my game to much, and certainly wasn't born with the social tools, so I need to practice.
If i'm no better at 30, i'm giving up and buying one of those "real dolls" and f'king it till it's pu$$y falls off.
no seriously that was a joke. I'm not stressed or desperate.. I'm starting to go out again now on weekends and have a few female friends to go along with some weekends which makes life much easier so i'm not stressed.. It'll all come together soon.. I know i've got the skills somewhere. I just get too freakin nervous...
anyway, I'm looking forward to hearing everyone elses stories ............

Hey man I saw a documentary on the guy that makes them. Scary bastards them dolls mate (and the owners), there was this one guy who took his doll out with him for a drive everyday and spoke to it all the time. They cost about five grand too! I think id rather have five grand worth of whores in his shoes.

[Violent Demise]

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of shit like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

[Kev]

let my crew take care of that.

So as the boss of your gang is it the left or right trouser leg you roll up?

[Violent Demise]

let my crew take care of that.

So as the boss of your gang is it the left or right trouser leg you roll up?

Ah poor little bilbo. Still seeking attention. Why don't you take a vacation and bring your ass to Los Angeles. I will personally make sure you have a good time. We'll kick it with the homies. Kick it with some hood rats. Get you laid for the first time in your life. You'll have fun. How about it?

[Dizaster]

Well, hearing all the stories, I'm going to have to change my score around. Now i've thought about past experiences, it's a little more complex.

For approaching women, i'd still be a 2. I can't do it.
BUT, when I think of all the times I HAVE been talking to girls for whatever reason, I havn't done much wrong. I didn't take them all home and bang them, but they were attracted. If I was able to actually APPROACH girls, and that's it, break through that part, I'd probably put myself at about a 5 or 6. Just going on natural ability of making a girl feel comfortable and the fact that as someone said, not just another booze bag, they wanted to be around me a hell of a lot more...
And I aint an ugly fk although a broken nose didn't help me much

So i'm saying 5 for ability (that's still piss weak compared to where I want to be)
and 2 for being such a pu$$y that can't go up to girls...

All you guys would be hella fun to go out with on the town!

One thing i've learned though, it has nothing to do with looks.. I've got a friend who's head looks like a pumpkin, he weighs like 110 lbs, his HEAD looks like it's half that weight, and NONE of his other looks make up for it. He gets everything he talks to. Everything...
That's my inspiration when I see that ugly b!tch picking up...

[Dizaster]

I just typed the longest post I have ever typed and my session timed out and it was lost. I feel so demoralized


Anyways, to the response I give myself an 8.5 of 10. I am 22, good looking, and i am not a shallow deutsche bag about it.


**if anyone want to see compromising pics of a couple ex girls i've dated, PM me just had them posted but felt kind of conflicted about it

Sometimes when I type HUUUUGEEE clever a$$ posts I make sure I copy the whole thing and paste is notepad or something...
I think because at my work our computers are rubbish and we lose work continually if when don't copy things before saving. It's just habbit now, but like you said, when you hit post and it f'k up on a huge post, you feel like "what a waste" and you think "either i'm not gonna bother typing all that again, but if I do it's never gonna be as good as the first time"..

[donnydarkoIRL]

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

U from LA? Where bouts man?
Was in LA a couple years back, was 18 I think, man some those people over there don't like skinny white people walkin round at night! HaHa, got away without gettin my ass kicked tho...."Man I'm not white, I'm Irish, Damn!." Wasn't laughin then tho!

[AdamGB]

argh... VD! you stole their money!? that's bad man... I don't go what side of the tracks you're from... NO CLASS! :P

I reckon I'm about a 6 or a 7... I can talk a lot of shit (they seem to like that...) but between boxing/drumming I've sort of fucked my ability to dance! :P

I'm decent... no one's John Travolta are they? I'm just not big on it!

[themusic]

you cant beat the good old slap on the arse and "how fit are you comment" or the dancin behind the girl and rubbin ur sack up against there back

[Munkymagic]

About a 7 i would say.

[skel1983]

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

Grade A Cock

[Kev]

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

Grade A Cock

Careful Skel he's gangsta. He once killed a man....................

[skel1983]

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

Grade A Cock

Careful Skel he's gangsta. He once killed a man....................

Hahahahaha i better watch my tracks brother, i dont want a cap in my arse.

[Kev]

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

Grade A Cock

Careful Skel he's gangsta. He once killed a man....................

Hahahahaha i better watch my tracks brother, i dont want a cap in my a***.

Don't worry I think his pistol only fires water

[Violent Demise]

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

U from LA? Where bouts man?
Was in LA a couple years back, was 18 I think, man some those people over there don't like skinny white people walkin round at night! HaHa, got away without gettin my ass kicked tho...."Man I'm not white, I'm Irish, Damn!." Wasn't laughin then tho!

Grew up in South Central. Stay in El Sereno now.

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

Grade A Cock

I been called worse.

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

Grade A Cock

Careful Skel he's gangsta. He once killed a man....................

Hahahahaha i better watch my tracks brother, i dont want a cap in my a***.

Don't worry I think his pistol only fires water

That's mean you ain't coming to LA