Dames are crazy....

[Gandalf]

Sure dames is old terminology, but so what. CFH, you appear to be a language hipster and should hide in a cave. Next you will be telling Lyle to call them bitches like the good rap folk do.

[El Kabong]

Sure dames is old terminology, but so what. CFH, you appear to be a language hipster and should hide in a cave. Next you will be telling Lyle to call them bitches like the good rap folk do.

....Ummm yeah, I don't think I'd ever do that.

[chinchekked]

.....Well, moves are being made by yours truly just in case


A tasty young blonde might be my next conquest if all goes right.


BOOM baby! Haha!!!

stop acting bar room tough. I know you're fluffy.

Laughing my ass off

[Gandalf]

Sure dames is old terminology, but so what. CFH, you appear to be a language hipster and should hide in a cave. Next you will be telling Lyle to call them bitches like the good rap folk do.

....Ummm yeah, I don't think I'd ever do that.

Nah, me neither I prefer broads to bitches.

[El Kabong]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

jesus, such a gent.

for 1 just because you think you're doing your share doesn't mean anyone else thinks you are.

Maybe you're not as shit hot in bed as you'd like to think.

Maybe she's fucking you and thinking of an ex?

Maybe if you're this bothered about her/her behaviour, there's this little thing called TALKING. You know what you say women like to do but what you guys do all the time on the forum.

Just a thought or two

....Should I ever venture to England you are MORE than welcome to test my skill

[amat]

Dames?

Polite french word for "Ladies"

I know what it means, it's just an antiquated word.

Women, females, girls, whatever. If you call women dames then you are just a wierdo playing up the gentleman thing because who really says that? Nobody. That's who. Except weirdos like Lyle and Miles apparently. Pulling girls 101, don't call them dames. It's very strange.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

jesus, such a gent.

for 1 just because you think you're doing your share doesn't mean anyone else thinks you are.

Maybe you're not as shit hot in bed as you'd like to think.

Maybe she's fucking you and thinking of an ex?

Maybe if you're this bothered about her/her behaviour, there's this little thing called TALKING. You know what you say women like to do but what you guys do all the time on the forum.

Just a thought or two

....Should I ever venture to England you are MORE than welcome to test my skill

Are you flirting with me?

[Gandalf]

Hahaha, this thread is very funny.

[Youngblood]

"Dames are crazy..."

[BIG H]

All woman stink and they all eat their own shit. Fact!

[El Kabong]

Lyle you should really give us a humorous story so that we may help/laugh at you.

OK well I give her multiple orgasms and while I'm working on the last one for her she kind of "dead fish's" and I ask if everything is ok, she asks for a break, I'm like "Yeah, ok, that's cool" and she proceeds to get dressed and leave and then later says she's depressed and has trouble dealing with "things".

HAHAHA....oooooh that's funny

Let's get this straight, I've got no huge emotional investment in this. I'm in this just for the ride, if I end up falling for her then that's my problem, but that type of shit irks me man. I did MORE than my fair share and she gets all sketchy about it. I honestly wouldn't bother posting it on the forum (risking humiliation from you dopes bar what truly happened) had it not been quite odd.

I'm a gentleman, I don't brag or boast or what have you, this is just odd to me, never dealt with something like this. Any insight for me booze?

jesus, such a gent.

for 1 just because you think you're doing your share doesn't mean anyone else thinks you are.

Maybe you're not as shit hot in bed as you'd like to think.

Maybe she's fucking you and thinking of an ex?

Maybe if you're this bothered about her/her behaviour, there's this little thing called TALKING. You know what you say women like to do but what you guys do all the time on the forum.

Just a thought or two

....Should I ever venture to England you are MORE than welcome to test my skill

Are you flirting with me?

I don't know



....Am I?

[Howlin Mad Missy]

A lady needs prior warning of such intentions.

[amat]

You could even talk like a Brit and say birds. Dames though huh? When you and your friends are at a bar do you spot a 'fit bird' and go "hey gents check out the dame with the large breasts partaking in those other gentleman's dart game?" I picture you all with suspenders,mustaches and those bikes where the wheel in the front is ten times bigger then the one in the back. There are alternatives to dames that aren't bitches and hos too. Like women.

[El Kabong]

You could even talk like a Brit and say birds. Dames though huh? When you and your friends are at a bar do you spot a 'fit bird' and go "hey gents check out the dame with the large breasts partaking in those other gentleman's dart game?" I picture you all with suspenders,mustaches and those bikes where the wheel in the front is ten times bigger then the one in the back. There are alternatives to dames that aren't bitches and hos too. Like women.

I'd probably say "Look at that swell dish"

[Gandalf]

You could even talk like a Brit and say birds. Dames though huh? When you and your friends are at a bar do you spot a 'fit bird' and go "hey gents check out the dame with the large breasts partaking in those other gentleman's dart game?" I picture you all with suspenders,mustaches and those bikes where the wheel in the front is ten times bigger then the one in the back. There are alternatives to dames that aren't bitches and hos too. Like women.

Amat, just another poser hipster selling sandwiches and giving language advice. Since when was language analysis your forte, just give me a ham sandwich!

Yes, women is acceptable, but dames is just a word too. It is old fashioned but quite synonymous. What's the big deal?