Jubilee

[Gandalf]

Essentially my solution to the Royal problem is to lock them all up and keep the married ones apart and basically let them live a life of comfort and to die of eventual natural causes. It's not as if they have any freedom anyway. Then once 100 years is up they will have all been disposed and in a less bloody way than what the Russians managed.

[Gandalf]

It would be like a Guantanamo Bay minus torture and with an actual purpose. The Royal family could eat steak 3 times a day if they like. Give them HD TV too and a kindle each. Let them live out their days in peace and comfort and finally make Britain a so called democracy.

[Gandalf]

I don't even live in the UK and yet the Jubilee is all the global networks are talking about. It is gushing in a vomit inducing manner. It is truly sick. To think of all the money being wasted on this nonsense when people can't even afford their bills anymore.

Death to the Queen! And death to all who share her genetics and those who married into them. May there be a Republic and a demise of Labour and Tory and the rise of a new politics. A working mans politics that moves away from Europe, that privatises all key utilities. That puts fat cats in kennels and pig swilling toffs in ties out to pasture to assist the farmers.

I see the future in overthrowing all that is and in chiseling down Buckingham Palace in the same manner as the destruction of the Berlin Wall.

Enough I say. Rise people and revolt. Take to the streets and say no to to this pigswill indulgence and empty vanity. Shake up the system, insult the men with boobies on their heads, get drunk and incite riot and revolution.

They call us terrorists. No, we are the rightful people and are fighting for freedom armed with keyboards. We didn't inherit our wealth, we toiled and laboured for it and meager wealth it is too. The Queen works forever by choice. The rest of us don't have a choice. Enslaved into the system that she endorses.

We condemn you vile Queen and hope that you get an upset belly from all that caviar you swill down your aged and repugnant gullet.

[Andre]

Well if this bloke demanded a dna test for rightful inheritance it could get messy.

My bet is he would be dead so he is better off here with us.

Check mate, we have your real King.

And he likes us best

Michael Abney-Hastings, 14th Earl of Loudoun


The Earl of Loudoun Pretender Born 22 July 1942 (age 69)
Sussex, England[1] Throne(s) claimed England Pretend from 1 November 2002 Monarchy abolished Complex situation regarding Edward IV's alleged biological illegitimacy. Last monarch see above Connection with The Duke of Clarence Royal House House of York (non-agnatic line) Father Captain Walter Strickland Lord Mother The Countess of Loudoun Michael Edward Abney-Hastings, 14th Earl of Loudoun (born 22 July 1942) is a British Australian, who is most noted due to the documentary Britain's Real Monarch, which alleges him to be the rightful monarch of England instead of Queen Elizabeth II. He was born in England and educated at Ampleforth College in Yorkshire, but emigrated to Jerilderie, New South Wales as a teen, where he lives out life as a rice farmer and family man.[2]
The claim for Abney-Hastings as a pretender to the English throne relates to his descent from George Plantagenet as his heir-general, tied in with the alleged biological illegitimacy of Edward IV of England.
Contents

• 1 Early life
• 2 Claim to the throne of England
• 3 Personal views and family
• 4 Notes
• 5 See also
• 6 References
• 7 External links

Early life

Abney-Hastings was born in Sussex, England, to Captain Walter Strickland Lord and Barbara Abney-Hastings, 13th Countess of Loudoun. However, he grew up at Ashby-de-la-Zouch in Leicestershire where his mother is from, a town where one of his family's castles is located; Ashby de la Zouch Castle.[1] As a youth he was educated at Ampleforth College a private Catholic school in North Yorkshire, before moving to Australia when he was 18 years old.[3]
Claim to the throne of England

See also: Alternative successions of the English crown
In 2004, Britain's Real Monarch, a documentary broadcast on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom repeated the claim, disputed among historians, that King Edward IV of England was biologically illegitimate, and therefore that Abney-Hastings, as the senior descendant of George Plantagenet, 1st Duke of Clarence, is the rightful King of England. Were Edward IV illegitimate, his daughter, Elizabeth of York, from whom the current British royal family is descended, would be excluded from the rightful succession and Michael Abney-Hastings would be the monarch based on an unbroken line of Male Preference Primogeniture leading from William the Conqueror who became king of England by right of conquest in 1066.
Ironically in the most recent referenda for Australian political status, he voted for an Australian republic.
Personal views and family

Abney-Hastings is a committed Australian republican and has expressed no interest in pursuing his claim to the throne, although he is amused by it.[4] Abney-Hastings says he refrains from using his title publicly.[5]
Abney-Hastings has two sons and three daughters with his wife Noelene Margaret McCormick (they married in 1969).[6] His eldest son Simon Abney-Hastings holds the courtesy title Lord Mauchline. He is currently one of the seven co-heirs to the Barony of Grey de Ruthyn.

[Dropanuke]

Should be assassinated.
Come back guy Fawkes you are always forgiven mate!!!!

[Beanz]

Miles you are so puffed up with a sense of self importance that it is hard to take anything you say seriously. So ingrained is this idea that your views should take presidence that your own sense of entitlement far outstrips that of Royalty. You are suggesting that your minority opinion as shared by less than 20% of the population should trump the majority of peoples support for the Queen. As well as Toffs the biggest Royalists as will be clearly demonstrated by the thousands of street parties up and down the country , will be the working class. The queasy middle class such as you are uncomfortable with such grass roots support and unable to fit in, strike out. You can call us Chavs till you are blue in the face but the reality is that your bland and sickening Republican ideal is a pipe dream that would diminish the historical and cultural heritage that makes Britain great. It is also absolutely undemocratic and serves the agenda of a handful of party pooping bah humbugs eager to make the United Kingdom into some unholy amalgamation of France and the USA.

[Lennox Eubank]

It's a shame I am not home at that time as I would likely try to incite some public unrest.

Jubilee schmuk. I deplore it all and wish Brits would get some backbone on these representations of all that is undemocratic about our system.

And what have you actually done about so far?

I bet you've got tons of 'backbone'.

[Lennox Eubank]

Re the thread. I'll just spend the day with my wife and kids and treat it as a bonus day off.i doubt I'll watch any of the coverage on telly.

[Dia bando]

Miles you are so puffed up with a sense of self importance that it is hard to take anything you say seriously. So ingrained is this idea that your views should take presidence that your own sense of entitlement far outstrips that of Royalty. You are suggesting that your minority opinion as shared by less than 20% of the population should trump the majority of peoples support for the Queen. As well as Toffs the biggest Royalists as will be clearly demonstrated by the thousands of street parties up and down the country , will be the working class. The queasy middle class such as you are uncomfortable with such grass roots support and unable to fit in, strike out. You can call us Chavs till you are blue in the face but the reality is that your bland and sickening Republican ideal is a pipe dream that would diminish the historical and cultural heritage that makes Britain great. It is also absolutely undemocratic and serves the agenda of a handful of party pooping bah humbugs eager to make the United Kingdom into some unholy amalgamation of France and the USA.

Miles puffed up Beanz never bit may be but puffed up well I never.

[Andre]

It's a shame I am not home at that time as I would likely try to incite some public unrest.

Jubilee schmuk. I deplore it all and wish Brits would get some backbone on these representations of all that is undemocratic about our system.

And what have you actually done about so far?

I bet you've got tons of 'backbone'.

He has actually.

Miles is 6 feet 6 or there abouts.

Also smashed his wives rice cooker right under her cute little nose and he hip and shoulders masses of ignorant Koren pedestrians out of his way on his way to work each day.

Leaps rancid corgis in a single bound.

Look is it a bird, is it a plane, is it excommunicate ghost of Oscar Wilde?

[Beanz]

Should be assassinated.
Come back guy Fawkes you are always forgiven mate!!!!

Fawkes was a part of the landed gentry who inherited land and wealth and then 5 years after the repelling of the Spanish Armada went to fight for them and the Catholic church against the Dutch protestants. He was a traitorous coward and you sir should be locked in the tower of London

[Master]

It currently is a very wet jubilee.

[Dia bando]

Miles has lost the plot all this Jubilee celebration, has pushed him over the edge he needs to lay down with a nice G&T stiff upper lip old man.

[Dropanuke]

I'm the normal one by saying what iv said mate!!
Queen could die and if I'm Hines I would even give a toss because I'm normal! If I die she won't care so why should I?? Will she let me in if I'm homeless? No!! She is a waste of time and hitler should have killed us all!! Thank you polish people and immigrants for making me feel this way

[GOAT]

It currently is a very wet jubilee.

You mean the royal muff is soaking??