How good are you at the p/up game?!

[Violent Demise]

argh... VD! you stole their money!? that's bad man... I don't go what side of the tracks you're from... NO CLASS! :P

I reckon I'm about a 6 or a 7... I can talk a lot of shit (they seem to like that...) but between boxing/drumming I've sort of fucked my ability to dance! :P

I'm decent... no one's John Travolta are they? I'm just not big on it!

Like you never slept with a girl, got up in the middle of the night, stoled the money from her purse and left.

[Kev]

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

U from LA? Where bouts man?
Was in LA a couple years back, was 18 I think, man some those people over there don't like skinny white people walkin round at night! HaHa, got away without gettin my a** kicked tho...."Man I'm not white, I'm Irish, Damn!." Wasn't laughin then tho!

Grew up in South Central. Stay in El Sereno now.

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

Grade A Cock

I been called worse.

Violent D gives himself a solid 9 to 10. There's only been a handful of girls that I've wanted but couldn't get in my life time. Other than that I've pretty much gotten whoever I've wanted. The problem has never been getting the girl. It's been getting along with them. Every thing would be cool in the beginning. Say a month or 2. But eventually I would do them dirty. Either sleep with there friends, steal there money or pretty much just stop acknowledging them. You wouldn't believe the amount of brothers and cousins I've had come after me because of S*** like that. But that was before. I don't go out of my way looking to pick up on hoes like before. I let my crew take care of that. And I don't keep a girlfriend. I got 3 baby mommas. There enough of a headache.

Grade A Cock

Careful Skel he's gangsta. He once killed a man....................

Hahahahaha i better watch my tracks brother, i dont want a cap in my a***.

Don't worry I think his pistol only fires water

That's mean you ain't coming to LA

Nah thanks for the kind offer but I'm not cut out that kind of reckless, wild, gangsta lifestyle.

I prefer to put my feet up and watch a dvd than to take part in a drive by or gangleader assassination. Watching Pulp Fiction is about as gangsta as I get I'm afraid.

[Kev]

argh... VD! you stole their money!? that's bad man... I don't go what side of the tracks you're from... NO CLASS! :P

I reckon I'm about a 6 or a 7... I can talk a lot of S*** (they seem to like that...) but between boxing/drumming I've sort of fucked my ability to dance! :P

I'm decent... no one's John Travolta are they? I'm just not big on it!

Like you never slept with a girl, got up in the middle of the night, stoled the money from her purse and left.

You gotta pay for the fare home somehow right.

[Violent Demise]

argh... VD! you stole their money!? that's bad man... I don't go what side of the tracks you're from... NO CLASS! :P

I reckon I'm about a 6 or a 7... I can talk a lot of S*** (they seem to like that...) but between boxing/drumming I've sort of fucked my ability to dance! :P

I'm decent... no one's John Travolta are they? I'm just not big on it!

Like you never slept with a girl, got up in the middle of the night, stoled the money from her purse and left.

You gotta pay for the fare home somehow right.

That question wasn't directed at you bilbo. I know you get no girls. So how would you know about something like that

[bigragu]

Im gona go for about a five/six

Im not the prettiest of bitches but im pretty confident when it comes to chit chat..

Cant complain

from years 23-29 I was a 6/7....I wasn't interested in the severely hot bitches..they take to much work...the trick was dancing...not at some big time dance club..but a smaller town club...those guys usually don't dance.....and the women want to.....if you got the moves..or close to the moves they will come over their damn selves.....act with freaky confidence and be yourself..wait most guys are retarded douche bags....act like you are witty and have a sense of humor...to hell with that to....most guys are retarded douche bags that laugh at fart jokes.......but most of all....act like you don't really give a rats ass whether they want to hook up with you or not.....be fonzie cool.....it's amazing....and have a 4 inch tounge...that does wonders ~~~~ go to have fun and that is when you become interesting....don't go looking for tail....tail will find you.....occaisionally take a 3 home.....it will get out and the 6-7-8's will start coming your way just because......and you might even score a 9....never a 10.......but to hell with those stuck up bitches anyway...you get them when they hit their 30's and the looks drop down to the 7-8 range.....then stick it in da butt!!!! sorry...Leon Phelps possessed me for a second..

[Kev]

Im gona go for about a five/six

Im not the prettiest of bitches but im pretty confident when it comes to chit chat..

Cant complain

from years 23-29 I was a 6/7....I wasn't interested in the severely hot bitches..they take to much work...the trick was dancing...not at some big time dance club..but a smaller town club...those guys usually don't dance.....and the women want to.....if you got the moves..or close to the moves they will come over their damn selves.....act with freaky confidence and be yourself..wait most guys are retarded douche bags....act like you are witty and have a sense of humor...to hell with that to....most guys are retarded douche bags that laugh at fart jokes.......but most of all....act like you don't really give a rats a** whether they want to hook up with you or not.....be fonzie cool.....it's amazing....and have a 4 inch tounge...that does wonders ~~~~ go to have fun and that is when you become interesting....don't go looking for tail....tail will find you.....occaisionally take a 3 home.....it will get out and the 6-7-8's will start coming your way just because......and you might even score a 9....never a 10.......but to hell with those stuck up bitches anyway...you get them when they hit their 30's and the looks drop down to the 7-8 range.....then stick it in da butt!!!! sorry...Leon Phelps possessed me for a second..

I'm trying to picture you dancing....was it something like this?

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