Lyle's Everything Halloween Thread

[Master]

Do not call me Shirley.

I will take the kids out trick or treating.

No horror movies? That's a great thing to do this time of year

Now that you have told me the date they are looking at costumes. Dark Vader and Dracula so far.

[El Kabong]

Do not call me Shirley.

I will take the kids out trick or treating.

No horror movies? That's a great thing to do this time of year

Now that you have told me the date they are looking at costumes. Dark Vader and Dracula so far.

Darth....Darth Vader

[Master]

Do not call me Shirley.

I will take the kids out trick or treating.

No horror movies? That's a great thing to do this time of year

Now that you have told me the date they are looking at costumes. Dark Vader and Dracula so far.

Darth....Darth Vader

Shut up geek.

[El Kabong]

Universal is resurrecting the monsters which built that studio into a Hollywood powerhouse.



Universal Rebooting Classic Monster Movies As New Cinematic Universe

They are apparently putting all these monsters in the same universe so that could be promising though Dracula Untold seems much more action and much less horror

[El Kabong]

[El Kabong]

Caught The Leprechaun on Netflix the other day...lovely flick

Halloween Resurrection


Meh

[El Kabong]

Giving this a BOOOOO Bump because we're in that special time of year where it's time to really honestly and truly celebrate a holiday that America has made great....Halloween. Get drunk, see women dressed sluttier than normal, and have a listen to any songs that relate to this time of year...Monster Mash, Spooky, I'm Your Boogie Man, I Put A Spell on You, Witchy Woman, That Old Black Magic, Black Magic Woman, Strange Brew, Voodoo Chile, Superstition, Thriller, etc.

And of course it's the PERFECT time to get your Netflix queue in order and start running down all the GREAT (and awful) horror movies available to you.

[Batman]

Giving this a BOOOOO Bump because we're in that special time of year where it's time to really honestly and truly celebrate a holiday that America has made great....Halloween. Get drunk, see women dressed sluttier than normal, and have a listen to any songs that relate to this time of year...Monster Mash, Spooky, I'm Your Boogie Man, I Put A Spell on You, Witchy Woman, That Old Black Magic, Black Magic Woman, Strange Brew, Voodoo Chile, Superstition, Thriller, etc.

And of course it's the PERFECT time to get your Netflix queue in order and start running down all the GREAT (and awful) horror movies available to you.

The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday

See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing

Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.

Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.

Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.

Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya

[El Kabong]

The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday

See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing

Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.

Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.

Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.

Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya

....well you're just no fun. The Birmingham accent is the shittiest accent this side of a Kardashian vocal fryyyyyyyy

[Batman]

The most pointless fucking "holiday" of the year, I wanna watch a horror film, I'll watch one, I don't give two short sharp shiny shits if it's Halloween or easter Sunday

See girls dressed slutty, I'm from Birmingham, if I see a brummy bird dressed slutty 99% of the time it's vomit inducing

Listen to songs that relate to that time of year? The monster fucking mash? Jesus fucking Christ man.

Congratulations America on mainstreaming the ultimate steaming heap of shite known as Halloween.

Maybe if it wasn't as ridiculously commercialised it wouldn't bother me as much...actually it would, it's the fact that the English have Americanised it tso much.

Fuck England
fuck America
fuck Halloween
fuck the lot of ya

....well you're just no fun. The Birmingham accent is the shittiest accent this side of a Kardashian vocal fryyyyyyyy

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

[El Kabong]

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

You don't have to dress like a pumpkin shmuck.....it's about having a good time. Enjoying some lighthearted frivolity asshole!

[Batman]

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

You don't have to dress like a pumpkin shmuck.....it's about having a good time. Enjoying some lighthearted frivolity asshole!

I'm happy being miserable thank you very much

[Master]

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

You don't have to dress like a pumpkin shmuck.....it's about having a good time. Enjoying some lighthearted frivolity asshole!

I'm happy being miserable thank you very much

Which is why he drinks so much.

[Master]

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

You don't have to dress like a pumpkin shmuck.....it's about having a good time. Enjoying some lighthearted frivolity asshole!

I'm happy being miserable thank you very much

Which is why he drinks so much.

Feel sorry for the kids that knock on his door.

[El Kabong]

Maybe but I can live with that, at least you won't find me dressed like a fucking pumpkin

You don't have to dress like a pumpkin shmuck.....it's about having a good time. Enjoying some lighthearted frivolity asshole!

I'm happy being miserable thank you very much

Which is why he drinks so much.

Feel sorry for the kids that knock on his door.

Oi! FOOK OFF!!!!