The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup


BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Pinnochio


Libero


Vimto Memento Borneo Tango


Cheerio Subbuteo


Scenario Fellatio


Portfolio



SUBS:


Placebo

Porno

Polio

Banjo

Brasso

Stereo (L)

Stereo (R)

Hydrochlorofluoro

Aristotle

Computersezno


CROATIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Itch


Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

Hic Sic Spic Pric

Digaditch Fallinaditch

Horseraditch



SUBS:

Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

Shagabitch


RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006


Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

Slalomsky Downhillsky

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

Fuckov Ufuckov


SUBS:

Rubitov

Gechakitov

Sodov

Pastryshev

Najinsky

Ivorripabollockov

Taykitov


ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

Busqueue Snookercu

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi


SUBS:

U

NonU

ManU

Stuffyiou

Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

Firstsson Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen


SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen

Finallygaveupcountinssen

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

Legslikejelli Havabenni

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will
be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican
midfielder, Manuel Labor.