S-So finally i get to meet the MONSTOR FOR HIS WEIGHT!
B-Dat right homie, Tsyu and Pacquia watch the fuck out!
S-Hmm Yeah mate its spelt Tszyu and Pacquiao
B-Shut up bitch!
S-Or what?
B-Or i find out where you live and knock your ass the fuckout like tsyu did to judas?
S-So youll knock me out like Sue did to Judas? Is your real name Judas and your girlfriends name Sue...did she knock you the fuck out?
B-No that was Big Bertha, Sue only knocked me down!
S-So you fight women, i can now see why your A MONSTOR FOR YOUR WEIGHT!
B-Tru dat homie, my record is 2-5-0!
S-So what your saying is that 5 women knocked you the fuck out and you beat 2 kindergarten girls!
B-Nah man, they were in yr 4!
S-:cough:wanker:cough: :coughussy:cough:
B-WHAT YOU SAY CUNT! I DA MAN BIATCH, ME UNCLE AND MY MUM (AFTER THEY BROKE UP) EVEN AGREED DAT I DA NEXT KOSTA TSYU! I WAS SHAKIN THE HOUSE WHEN I HIT DA BAG!
S-Oh ok um...what happened to Josh?
B- You mean Jenny?
S-Nah Josh?
B-Oh dat right, we call Jenny Josh coz her last name is Joshin!
S-So she beat you!
B-Yeah she was like kimbo and i was like dat rasta dude, she the next Valuev!
S-Hmm yeah, mate i may i suggest a new username for you?
B-Throw it at me homie!
S-Balless0?
B-SHUT DA FUCK UP BITCH, I KNOCK YOU OUT!
S-Now the question everyone at saddoboxing would like to know. How many times have you been arse raped?
B-67 but its not rape when you enjoy it!
S-Ok man im going, wont be talking to you later homo
B-You mean homie
S-Nah i really dont