Re: Court Jokes
Bloke gets fined 300 quid and six months loss of license for having half a shandy too many at the golf course. After his case is heard the next case is a choir leader whos been interfearing with the choir boys so he decides to hang around for the verdict.
50 pounds fine the judge announces. The bloke goes into a rage "You fine me 300 quid for having half a shandy too many and that dirty old cunt gets off with fifty quid and hes been tampering with kids?"
The judge says yes, but I have heard that choir sing and they needed fucking.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
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