Parent Craft classes
Any of you Dad's go to these? Me and the missus have done 3 of the 4 2 hours sessions - and it's a nightmare
I think it's just a chance for the Midwives to humilate the guys.
On week 1 all the guys had to put on a dress containing weights to simulate a pregnant mum and wear fake t1ts.
Last night they had me breast feeding a dummy with a fake knitted t1t 
Trust me I did question why I needed to be breat feedeing but got a dig in the ribs from the wife, so went along with it
I've noticed that in general the Midwives don't really have much interest in anything I say - just ignore me really
Sluts 
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
Bookmarks