I think I had a gay experience yesterday
it all started innocently, ze ol lovable M_D was at his lunch hour, and he had gone to ze mall. For you poor Euros who are barely out of the stone age, ze mall is a great big building with lots and lots of stores. Ze goal was to go get a new cell phone.
Anyhoo, as M_D walked along, a hot hot hot girl comes up to him and asks to see his hands. IF a hot girl asked to see your hands, you show her your hands, at least I do. She says come with me, holds me by the hand and I follow.
She had a particularly sexy accent I thought, Eastern Euro...maybe Russian although it could have been Central Ohioan.....
regardless she takes me to a little shop, a type of I guess beauty shop where they sell beauty creams and shiot like that.
it was not really a store but a small booth where she sold her goods. She proceeded to wash my hands with a mixture she said came straight from the Dead Sea.
Then she started buffing my nails with some kind of cube and she used all three sides of it and it was supposed to make my nails shiny.
Here I am in the middle of a mall with hundreds of people walking by and I am getting my nails done by a hot girl.
OH THE HORRAW!
I could not get away, all the guys who were passing by had this smirk on their face and they were laughing at me I know this!!!!
I ended up buying the dead sea salt crap and the nail stuff for about $50 bucks. This chick was pretty convincing. and by that point I was so humiliated I would just about do anything she said.
She was very hot though, and while she was buffing my nails, she kept my hand very very close to her chest, which was very nice I might add. I could swear I could almost touch it and her leg was like between mine and almost touching me in my most intimate of areas.
I got home that night, and the ol M_D tells his wife....who is very pregnant and not as understanding as me....look honey look what I got......she tells me I bought sugar, lemon juice and honey and I just got taken for a ride.
I did show her my great shiny nails and she rolled her eyes.
the Central Ohioan Russian could have been Israeli chick was very very hot though
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