JUMP IN MY CAR by the HOFF is a nagging brainwasher of a tune

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Trust me people...
Once you hear the chorus and the chord changes your fucked,
Was humming it all day ffsakes
infectious tune with number 1 written all over it

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[emma]

Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
Mmm, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
No thank you sir-ir
Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
No thank you sir-ir
Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
I know your ga-ame
How can you say that, we only just met
You're all the sa-ame
Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet
I got you then
No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death
Well, I don't know-ow
Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

Mmm-mmm, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

Mmm-mmm, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your ow-own
Well maybe I wi-ill
Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense
But you better keep still
Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence
No need to get smart
Well alright we'll soon be on our way
We better start
What for?
Because it's such a long way
Why, where d'you live?
I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four miles
Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile
Oh, no I'm not
Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say
And what's that?
Get out the car, get on your way

Get out of my car
But you just said that you'd take me home
Well, it's just too far
But there's no way that I can get there alone
I couldn't care less
Maybe I could see you next week
But you look a mess
But look who's talkin', you've got no right to speak

Get out of my car
You told me that you were a really nice guy
Well I aint
Get out of my car
Get out
Get out of my car

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hahahahaha
Lets ave it!!!
Played an mp3 of it whilst djing at aparty a few weeks ago at 2am and the whole place fell about laughing.
Quality stuff

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He's a fucking Nonce surely
those girls are well young

Dirty old hoff

[emma]

He's a F****** Nonce surely
those girls are well young

Dirty old hoff

admit it smash your jealous of the hoff.

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"jump in my car.i've f*ckin pissed my pants"
Im in terminal 3,i've done a wee wee
I shit my pants,after 10 pints

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"Oh yes you do,Your pants are just poo"

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"Ok i did....look at my skids"

[AdamGB]

I am very dissapointed, this song should of had it's own thread weeks ago... :P

[emma]

"jump in my car.i've f*ckin pissed my pants"
Im in terminal 3,i've done a wee wee
I S*** my pants,after 10 pints