Whats the best way to draw a rat out so I can shoot the little bastard!!!

[porkypara]

There is a bit of a rat problem in my back garden.I have put poisen down but I also want to take direct action,like shooting the cunts.

My back window overlooks the gardens and would make an ideal sniper position.Anybody got any good ideas on how I can draw the little fuckers into the killing zone?



This is real life not a comic or a cartoon so nobody say cheese.Pluse that only works with mice acording to Tom + Jerry.

[md]

Try chocolate or canned tuna mate. Happy shooting.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

Peanut butter is ideal, something soft and sweet with a strong smell.

[CutMeMick]

something soft and sweet with a strong smell.

You described WackOff3205

[beds]

They only really come out at night

so sit with nightvision on and a rifle

[Kel]

What are you shooting them with man?

[CutMeMick]

What are you shooting them with man?

[porkypara]

What are you shooting them with man?

Got a powerfull airgun that should do the trick.

[porkypara]

What are you shooting them with man?

That is the George Bush way of rat catching kill every thing and hopfully you will get your intended target as well!!!!!!!!!!!!

[X]

The best way to kill rats is with a shovel. You wait patiently and when the rat comes close enough ...... BAM........ you crush the fucker with the shovel.

This is best because the long tranquil wait propels you into a Zen-like trance which is very refreshing, then the instant of wakefulness and power when you bash the shovel down is like a cold shower after a sauna. You then get that big vibrating pain up your arms and, best of all, the rat explodes under the shovel and blood, bones, brains and guts go flying everywhere. Most satisfying.

And the bits of rat corpse scattered everywhere also discourage other rats from coming there.