I was walking in the street yesterday as a man must do sometimes. This car stopped and a woman got out of the passenger street and went into a building. The driver got out of his car, stretched his arms and then unleashed the longest and loudest fart I have ever heard produced by any member of the human race. A number of other people also looked his way and obviously didnt know what to make of it. Having finished his epic bout of gas release he got back into his car. Perhaps he has experience of doing this within the car and wasnt making the same mistakes again. But, my god, he was letting rip for at least 15 seconds!! Unbelievable!!

Still, I ve never seen or heard anything quite on that scale before. I just had to share that with you!