Spreading Birdseed

[BoxingGorilla]

I do not care for it at all. My girlfriend spent yesterday afternoon spreading birdseed around the yard. Then she gawked at them through the kitchen window while she did the dishes. "Awww aren't they beautiful!" she exclaimed.

"Everyone of them bastards is probably carrying bird flu." I said. As I walked away I glanced back over my shoulder and said... "You'll be the death of me."

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I have a birdtable in my garden and regularly put stuff out for them.

Of course, this is because I have two killer cats as well, and this brings them exercise and sport, as well as the enjoyment of killing God's creatures.

[X]

Last Christmas, I bought a gerbil from a pet shop, just so I could take it home and let my cats torture and kill it.

My wife made me return it to the shop, unfortunately.

[X]

I was planning to do the same thing with a Romanian orphan, but have since thought it may further upset the wife.

[BoxingGorilla]

I was planning to do the same thing with a Romanian orphan, but have since thought it may further upset the wife.

LOL You're a funny man, X