Not that Londoners are materialistic or anything, but ....

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A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to
the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little
distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes
later, the police arrive.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts
screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same
again!"

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in
disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he
says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions you don't notice anything
else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit."
The Londoner looks down in horror ........" BLOODY HELL !" he screams......
"Where's my Rolex ?..."

[amat]

Hahaha nice. At first I thught the second to last line was the punchline and I didn't crack a smile. Nice kicker though CC.