Andre inspired me with this on the shadow boxing thread....
Me and a mate were surfing over in King Island (a mans place of nasty sharks fishermen and big waves etc)
We were in the public toilets in town just having a piss and my mate read from on the wall next to him, out aloud "If you want anal sex just ring me on 0419887433 " ! etc ,just then a local came out of a cubicle and just stared both of us up and down.
which is pretty funny and inturn brings me onto my own little story
i was in spain with my mate and we had gone on a coach trip to a water park for the day. After about 1 hour there we got pretty bored and couldn't be arsed spending all day there so we decided to head back
obviously we got lost and spent 6 hours wandering around strange parts of spain
anyway we got to a town called 'blanes' and i was bursting for a piss so i decided to relieve myself in the toilets on the sea front. The toilets, in my defence, were quite dark (no i didn't get bum raped)
and i wasn't exactly thinking straight so as i walk in i look forwards and there is this big orange tiled wall with a gutter at the bottom and i barely even make it that far before i start pissing. relieved as fuck i start humming away to myself when i hear a deep, loud cough.
I turn around and there's a spanish cop having a piss in a proper URINAL. He started ranting in spanish at me and pointing at the two vacated urinals either side of him. I'd only been pissing up the fucking wall....i presumed thats what toilets fucking looked like in 'blanes.'
To make matters worse i had an England shirt on which immediately labels me as 'hooligan' anyway.
Cut long story short me and my mate got taken to the local police station and i had to make a statement....which made an english speaking cop almost piss his pants with laughter. They let me go...and now i am here telling you the story.
anybody else got any funny toilet related stories?
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