How You Can Tell Film Critics Take Themselves Too Seriously

[Trainer Monkey]

Going through an old tape,and I say Roger Ebert delivering a hear felt treatise about why the Empire State building in King Kong is a phallic symbol
When you really know when they were filming it,it was,"What happens next?"
"Well monkeys climb dont they?"

[Canvasback]

You know what I found out by listening to and reading reviews of films? When the critics say a film is awful you should go see it as it usually is pretty good. Their taste is in their mouth.

[Dizaster]

You know what I found out by listening to and reading reviews of films? When the critics say a film is awful you should go see it as it usually is pretty good. Their taste is in their mouth.

HAHA yes I agree with that.. Except the movie "alone in the dark".. All The critics said that was absolute complete storyless Shit... and well, they were correct!!

But you can't trust anything else they say.. I've seen movies that are brilliant and 100's of people agree, but their will always be critics saying it's overrated garbage...

It's like they all have PMS 24/7.. Even the men..